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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2022-02-02 at 11:46 PM UTC
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2022-02-02 at 11:47 PM UTC
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2022-02-03 at 12:42 AM UTCi cut my own hair for the first time
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2022-02-03 at 12:49 AM UTCI have long, curly flowing locks that women find extremely hot. But I need a trim for sure.
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2022-02-03 at 1:06 AM UTCfuck a nigger
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2022-02-03 at 1:17 AM UTCI fuck niggers all the time dude
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2022-02-03 at 1:23 AM UTCWho cares if they had one good song, the dead had practically zero good songs but I'd still suck off Phil lesh
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2022-02-03 at 1:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready the Hypothyumus or whatever its called
Im a Dinosaur Brain. im protected
need my meds. My HEAD HURTS LIKE FUCK. right in the dead center. not a normal headache. i hardly ever get headaches. got them bad as a kid. now hardly ever.
if kind of feels like it's behind the sinus. not a sinus headache but like a bubble that wants to pop maybe an inch behind the sinus.
don't talk to me about Golf right now
do you need help paying for your perscription drug costs
i heard of this new program for eligable seniors that will make your co pays DY_NO_MITE -
2022-02-03 at 1:25 AM UTCdo you own a tv bitch nigger my mom pays 1$ copays on most of her perscription costs!
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2022-02-03 at 1:26 AM UTCi love calling people bitch nigger in everyday conversations then acting all shocked when halfway through the advice lesson
why am i giving advice to 60 year old autistic men who drive people big macs for a living
"Did you just call me a bitch nigger?"
"No, bitch nigger, i'm just explaining copays."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-03 at 1:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley i love calling people bitch nigger in everyday conversations then acting all shocked when halfway through the advice lesson
why am i giving advice to 60 year old autistic men who drive people big macs for a living
"Did you just call me a bitch nigger?"
"No, bitch nigger, i'm just explaining copays."
You don't do that but it's a funny thought so I Thanked -
2022-02-03 at 4:39 AM UTC
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2022-02-03 at 5:02 AM UTCPaint it black is their best fasho
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2022-02-03 at 5:39 AM UTCSister morphine was on my 5am “holy god im so fucking sick how many hours till the plug turns his phone on?” - playlistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-02-03 at 9:06 AM UTCDurr normies with basic ass music tastes durr
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2022-02-03 at 9:14 AM UTCI had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.
one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.
I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-03 at 9:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra I had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.
one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.
I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to it
This is good, you should have more dreams with great ideas for stories. -
2022-02-04 at 10:06 PM UTCI had a dream I was tubgirl, lemon party, and goatse all at once.
10/10 already planning my next dream, will recommend to friendsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-02-04 at 10:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra I had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.
one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.
I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to it
Im stealing your dream -
2022-02-05 at 12:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra I had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.
one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.
I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to it
It was an evening of white roses. The light shower that at first delayed their wedding had turned to a downpour that ruined it and settled in the mind of Yves a wager he had made with God.
So he drew from its gilded sheath the falchion of his grandfather, supposedly a man of great military merit. It had remained unused in its display cabinet for over 70 years, or so it had always been said. And so it was that his eyes grew wide to find upon its blade blood that had not been present when he had last seen it unsheathed two years earlier.
Then Ava turned from the window sooner than he had anticipated and for Yves, it was too late to hesitate for the sake of this new mystery.
And so it was with one long stroke from her hip, across her breast and through her shoulder, that white roses were struck a brilliant crimson.
He looked into her eyes as the light left them suddenly, like a candle extinguished. The look of confusion had no chance to depart her face but she was the one who broke their gaze, as her top half disconnected from her slumping torse.
Her blood pooled on the floor around her and its outflow gently formed unpredictable currents in the puddle, a long tail of smoke from a wick just extinguished.
"Ava!... YVES!"
It was Hector. Then met him next as he turned to face Hector, Hector's bronze club.
And then darkness.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
