2021-12-23 at 11:05 PM UTC
Panthrax, a very bald older man who shocks the world with his ability to do anything despite Deep Southern backround.
2021-12-23 at 11:14 PM UTC
Big Bird Man. Blinds enemies with a brilliant yellow glow, and can administer super pecks that shake the ground and cause windows to break.
2021-12-24 at 12:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Iron Man, Mr. Wrinkle's Arch Enemy.
Tony Starch
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2021-12-24 at 1:29 AM UTC
Child's Father, he's really good at impregnation and waiting on the couch.
2021-12-24 at 4:12 AM UTC
The Disco Druid
Has the power to psychically induce hard-ass, crippling mushroom trips in his foes. While they rock back and forth on the ground sucking their thumb he decapitates them with his magic sword and disco dances over the corpse. In his spare time, he has a big pecker and can talk to trees.
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2021-12-25 at 2:03 PM UTC
His real name is James Beam
2021-12-25 at 2:18 PM UTC
He was born in a beam factory because a beam manufacturer beamed his mother over a steel beam. At the very same moment a beam of cosmic rays impacted her uterus and gave her child's genes the Moonbeam mutation, which makes him a Beam type human.
Many beam type humans exist in the Niggaverse. Most have smaller beams that are useful and sometimes even lethal but James Beam was born with the beta class beam mutation, Moonbeam.
Beam Man 2 can by choice channel all or part of the energy received by the moon (from the sun or otherwise) into a single beam that he controls and can generate from his fingertip. At its peak, this beam can reach up to 4 exawatts in power, capable of vaporizing vast swathes of matter like a cosmic moon sized magnifying glass frying US state sized ants.
2021-12-25 at 4:12 PM UTC
Tone Boy
He can produce any sound and extract sound from anything
2022-01-20 at 2:44 AM UTC
Comic Man
When he closes one of his eyes and loses depth perception, the world really does become two dimensional to him and can be manipulated by him as if it was 2D, allowing him to accomplish seemingly impossible feats as they might be performed in a comic. This means he can even move distant stars and galaxies at faster than the speed of light in their local frame, by nudging them a small angular amount from his perspective. He carries around a transparent plastic slate and a pack of dry erase markers of different colours to channel his powers and easily manipulate reality in 2 dimensions by "drawing over" it.
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2022-01-20 at 6:20 PM UTC
My parents already created a superhero.
2022-01-20 at 6:26 PM UTC
The Wozny
drives around trying to find children to rescue
responsible for reducing the need of orphanages
very inconsistent due to drug abuse
secret move is the Double Chin Flip
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2022-01-20 at 6:34 PM UTC
I think mine would be someone who could be in two places at once.
I used to have these dreams I was an enchanter and could go to these parallel worlds through underground tunnels. A witch was after my soul/codes and I ended up selling it to her, she said I would be alive but no longer an enchanter. Sometimes I like to think it was real and this is just one of the parallel worlds.
2022-01-20 at 9:27 PM UTC
i like to think my dream world isn't real because i have ptsd that manifests itself in horrifying nightmares
2022-01-22 at 5:19 PM UTC
Sonic Man
He can convert himself entirely into sound waves and travel through any material sound can permeate through, at the speed of sound in that material. Is aware of a 3D sonar type echolocation scan of his surroundings even when isn't looking. As he passes through objects, they experience all the stress of his mass passing through them but he can move through objects stealthily if he does so gradually. Trying to strike him doesn't work as he simply vibrates through physical objects. He is vulnerable to being disrupted by chaotic, energy based attacks.
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