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  1. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me, kids.

    Sure, you've never been concerned with the truth after all.
  2. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Sure, you've never been concerned with the truth after all.

    The truth? You can't handle the truth.
  3. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The truth? You can't handle the truth.

    Nah not handling the truth is your thing
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    All I know is this. No one ever deletes history out 100 percent. they just can't do it. unless it's an accident and a HDD gets deleted then all its blocks are refilled with new data.

    so someone out there really has every thread for that year of 2001. somewhere. and they removed from waybackmachine but have since replaced much of it back.

    Im pretty sure Joe R works there or someone who looks like him talked to me. I drove up outside to take a photo since I just delivered my last box of food for the first shift and about to take my lunch. and this dude drives up behind me in a 4 door older sedan. Like a accord or toyota, Nissan or whatever. maybe even a ford. I don't remember but he had lots of stuff all over the front and back seat. he looked mad, I said "Hey Im going to take a photo and go. Did you want this spot" (just to be nice) and he was like "Naw I'm good" and I said "Oh do you work here at Archive? (Because I thought the place had moved to Palo Alto. this was the older building. and he had a box in his hand and showed me an old HDD and said Naw I work in IT (or something like that) and I said "Oh, I have some older hard drives do you need some? and he said "naw we have plenty. and I said "Hey can I ask you a question and I didn't say totse but I said "There was an old BBS forum that got removed from your history on waybackmachine. and he's like "You know, the Admin can request his board be removed anytime he wants" and suddenly seemed a bit angered. and I was like "Oh I thought the whole point was to preserve history as is. and he walked away and gave me one last stare when he got to the Fob door he used his card to swipe to get in.

    I started thinking "shit, is this one of enigma's buddies?"

    then I saw a photo of Joe R. and it looked a lot like him but hey, it could of been someone else. but it was most likely him.
  5. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    When Obama brought his wife to San Francisco when he was still president of the US. Like 2015 I think. it was Valentines day. and he was going to be at a party up near the Presedio in a seriously wealthy neighborhood of Mansions (I think that is what they call Billionair Row) and I dropped some techie dude off there who told me he was in town with Michelle. and there were like V22 Offsprays and other military aircraft patrolling the skies overhead. it was kind of a trip.

    and I realized, Most of Silicon Valley is hardcore Leftist and so they're all in bed with one another. I guess that should be a commie obvious and shit. Really Im not anti left nor right. I just think these people are all Satans Children and aliens filled their minds at birth

    the "Indigo Generation aka Milleniaho's"


    there seems to be a silent period as of now. the war is over (20 years of what?) and right now China and the US are fucking with one another out on the high seas.

    Russia is doing its thing. its only a matter of time. Plus the Comet thaT FLEW BY the earth today was to be seen from California could have hit California today.. the original belief when it was discovered in 1994 was this day today the asteroid/comet whatever it is was to hit California head on. but somehow it was now 3 million miles away.

    they've got far more accurate with the narrowing down of where a strike is to happen. but not long ago, the Earth flew exactly where a comet a mile long was going to be but one day earlier. so if the earth was the following day, the two would have collided and all fuckery would of happen.


    it's coming. coming very soon. lots more and NASA knows this

    You better get with Jesus, sons!
  6. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready All I know is this. No one ever deletes history out 100 percent. they just can't do it. unless it's an accident and a HDD gets deleted then all its blocks are refilled with new data.

    so someone out there really has every thread for that year of 2001. somewhere. and they removed from waybackmachine but have since replaced much of it back.

    Im pretty sure Joe R works there or someone who looks like him talked to me. I drove up outside to take a photo since I just delivered my last box of food for the first shift and about to take my lunch. and this dude drives up behind me in a 4 door older sedan. Like a accord or toyota, Nissan or whatever. maybe even a ford. I don't remember but he had lots of stuff all over the front and back seat. he looked mad, I said "Hey Im going to take a photo and go. Did you want this spot" (just to be nice) and he was like "Naw I'm good" and I said "Oh do you work here at Archive? (Because I thought the place had moved to Palo Alto. this was the older building. and he had a box in his hand and showed me an old HDD and said Naw I work in IT (or something like that) and I said "Oh, I have some older hard drives do you need some? and he said "naw we have plenty. and I said "Hey can I ask you a question and I didn't say totse but I said "There was an old BBS forum that got removed from your history on waybackmachine. and he's like "You know, the Admin can request his board be removed anytime he wants" and suddenly seemed a bit angered. and I was like "Oh I thought the whole point was to preserve history as is. and he walked away and gave me one last stare when he got to the Fob door he used his card to swipe to get in.

    I started thinking "shit, is this one of enigma's buddies?"

    then I saw a photo of Joe R. and it looked a lot like him but hey, it could of been someone else. but it was most likely him.



    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready When Obama brought his wife to San Francisco when he was still president of the US. Like 2015 I think. it was Valentines day. and he was going to be at a party up near the Presedio in a seriously wealthy neighborhood of Mansions (I think that is what they call Billionair Row) and I dropped some techie dude off there who told me he was in town with Michelle. and there were like V22 Offsprays and other military aircraft patrolling the skies overhead. it was kind of a trip.

    and I realized, Most of Silicon Valley is hardcore Leftist and so they're all in bed with one another. I guess that should be a commie obvious and shit. Really Im not anti left nor right. I just think these people are all Satans Children and aliens filled their minds at birth

    the "Indigo Generation aka Milleniaho's"


    there seems to be a silent period as of now. the war is over (20 years of what?) and right now China and the US are fucking with one another out on the high seas.

    Russia is doing its thing. its only a matter of time. Plus the Comet thaT FLEW BY the earth today was to be seen from California could have hit California today.. the original belief when it was discovered in 1994 was this day today the asteroid/comet whatever it is was to hit California head on. but somehow it was now 3 million miles away.

    they've got far more accurate with the narrowing down of where a strike is to happen. but not long ago, the Earth flew exactly where a comet a mile long was going to be but one day earlier. so if the earth was the following day, the two would have collided and all fuckery would of happen.


    it's coming. coming very soon. lots more and NASA knows this

    You better get with Jesus, sons!

    No one will read that
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The kicker was, once Jeff finally did show up, he only made one post: "Oh, I enabled my WYSIWYG editor and I can post now!", which was directly after a post I made in the very same thread using his own spare administrator EnigmA account he hadn't used for years. He never even noticed my post on his own account, and then took off again for weeks.

    This must be where Lanny gets his inspiration, wow he's like a modern day Jeff Hunter. We are truly reliving the golden age of totse

    Originally posted by A College Professor tHAT'S hilarious, imagine guys if you did that to lil sporty it would probably go the same way he would pop on one day like HEY GUYS IM DRUNK AGAIN and then dissapear for a month while you were cleaning up the forum the whole time making it into a better place but he never even notices

    He will check in once every 6 month to post a selfie of him and fralala drinking cocktails in a hot tub LIVING THEIR BEST LIFE

    THE PREDICTIONS ARE COMING TRUE

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  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I was watching this video about an Earthquake in Mexico some years back and saw this alien looking man. the Aliens are causing these quakes because they are mining below our cities and there collapsing from time to time

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  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Evidence that Hitler was a-Gay

  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Pepridge Farm Remembers GOATSE with its new line of Rasbuddies Cookies

  13. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    dude those are fkn delicious
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  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
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  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready

    that would be cool if you could do longer animations like dat
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready

    Is that you masturbating?

    I’m a lefty too
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  20. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Evidence that Hitler was a-Gay


    https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2013/07/life-in-ohio-a-continuing-series.html

    Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler, was a local dentist, serving our community from 1922 through 1946 from his office on West Main Street.
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