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Lala is teaching me how to drive

  1. #1
    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    Folx, watch out. We masturbated on the side of a mountain last night but between her steadfast instruction and my lightning reflexes we braved those dark twisting roads like Jonah braved the belly of the beast.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats bad for the environment
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    blaster master victim of incest
    Holy fuck.

    Lil sporty was an adult man who couldnt drive.
  4. #4
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by blaster master Holy fuck.

    Lil sporty was an adult man who couldnt drive.

    Norm
  5. #5
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    OPs meem stonks went up 4000% now hes gonna by a tesla model P
  6. #6
    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    A Tesla does sound kinda cool. Idk though, I’m learning in a 2020 accord and even that is pretty high tech and I miss the fancy stuff when I drive an older car like the bumper camera and blind spot detection stuff.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    How romantic

    Seriously, that’s cute
  8. #8
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dude how did you Bama without driving? That sounds inconvenient. I have a friend who just failed his road test TWICE for speeding in a school zone. He's about your age but has never had a license.

    I'm not sure how it works there but here it's a written test first before road test. Your insurance will probably be quite high as well as a newly loisenced drivah
  9. #9
    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    Originally posted by Sudo Dude how did you Bama without driving? That sounds inconvenient. I have a friend who just failed his road test TWICE for speeding in a school zone. He's about your age but has never had a license.

    I'm not sure how it works there but here it's a written test first before road test. Your insurance will probably be quite high as well as a newly loisenced drivah

    Bama really isn’t set up for non-drivers, it is kind of a pain. The reason I didn’t have a license before now is that I lived in SF since I was 17 and owning a car was more of a liability than anything.

    But I work from home and lala and I do everything together so I’ve made it work. And like I at least understand how to drive even if I haven’t done much of it, so if push comes to shove I can get somewhere if I have to.
  10. #10
    frala Avant garde shartist
    He drove all y’all’s Mom’s pussies.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I thought the only adults who didn’t know how to drive are crackheads and homeless people. Thank you for enriching my cultural education.
  12. #12
    troon Houston
    Originally posted by Lanny lala and I do everything together so I’ve made it work.

    don't refer to her as 'it', that's disrespectful
  13. #13
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Lanny Bama really isn’t set up for non-drivers, it is kind of a pain. The reason I didn’t have a license before now is that I lived in SF since I was 17 and owning a car was more of a liability than anything.

    But I work from home and lala and I do everything together so I’ve made it work. And like I at least understand how to drive even if I haven’t done much of it, so if push comes to shove I can get somewhere if I have to.

    Seems like having a car in anywhere but northern Cali is a liability in the sun tsu shine state. What you need to do now is get a big lifted duramax diesel 3500 with tints and pullup to DA FUNCTION and when lala jumps out the driver side they will assume its because you are very drunk so will say "MIGHTY FINE TRUCK HOSS" and you can say "oh this thing? I wouldn't know I've never driven it" and they will be furiously confused
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  14. #14
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala He drove all y’all’s Mom’s pussies.

    Drove them to the penetration store? That place is a rip off
  15. #15
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by troon don't refer to her as 'it', that's disrespectful

    Bitch he can call me whatever he wants, unless I tell him otherwise.


    Happy Thanksgiving.
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  16. #16
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Guessing it’s an automatic and looking at images of streets in SF compared to here the roads are so wide

    Sure you even need a licence to drive there?

    Ohh that’s why fra is “teaching” you

    Maybe, just maybe this is her way of spending more time with you
  17. #17
    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    Originally posted by Grylls Guessing it’s an automatic and looking at images of streets in SF compared to here the roads are so wide

    Sure you even need a licence to drive there?

    Ohh that’s why fra is “teaching” you

    Maybe, just maybe this is her way of spending more time with you

    No the teaching is definitely necessary. I’ll sit waiting to get out of our neighborhood for way too long is she doesn’t tell me I’ve got enough room to go. I drive like a granny.
  18. #18
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    CLUTCH IT, NIGGA!
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Sudo Seems like having a car in anywhere but northern Cali is a liability in the sun tsu shine state. What you need to do now is get a big lifted duramax diesel 3500 with tints and pullup to DA FUNCTION and when lala jumps out the driver side they will assume its because you are very drunk so will say "MIGHTY FINE TRUCK HOSS" and you can say "oh this thing? I wouldn't know I've never driven it" and they will be furiously confused

    We are gonna have Snapchat stickers with our usernames on the back too
  20. #20
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    these sort of stickaz seem popular in Arizona



    bunch of perverts
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