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Lala is teaching me how to drive

  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    welp. I just skipped 10 pages of apparent butthurt from the jelly club. I have one question before going out and firing up my 68 year old tractor and start moving my semi trailer to its new location, can he drive to the store and back by hisself yet?
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Fuck you Dale Earnhardt was a legend may he RIP.

    Dude my dad was a huge Earnhardt fan and had a bunch of collectibles . I respect the man so calm down. I mean it's dark that you think part of his chode is ingrained into the piece of tire you have. Ok? Ok.
  3. Well he did wreck…

    Jk jk

    Also I had Dale Jr’s tire

    Also also to answer Pole’s question, Lanny is stuck in the driveway
  4. Originally posted by POLECAT welp. I just skipped 10 pages of apparent butthurt from the jelly club. I have one question before going out and firing up my 68 year old tractor and start moving my semi trailer to its new location, can he drive to the store and back by hisself yet?

    not without trainning wheels
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Well he did wreck…

    Jk jk

    Also I had Dale Jr’s tire

    I am tired of us going around in circles. I should have never spoken up.
  6. Originally posted by mmQ I am tired of us going around in circles.

    WELCOME TO NASCAR
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  7. I tried to teach exwife #2 to drive...really bad idea with my short temper, soon there were tears and getting out of the car in the middle of the road and walking away and then refusing to get back in the car when I drove up alongside her.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala WELCOME TO NASCAR

  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala WELCOME TO NASCAR

    TIREd, CIRCLES, SPOKEn...

  10. Originally posted by frala WELCOME TO AMERICAN MOTORSPORT

    fixed
  11. Originally posted by mmQ

    Lmfao I love you Fargo
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  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I tried to teach exwife #2 to drive…really bad idea with my short temper, soon there were tears and getting out of the car in the middle of the road and walking away and then refusing to get back in the car when I drove up alongside her.

    That’s a shame.
  13. I still feel bad about it.
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fuck I'm out of shape,, I put in a tailgate on one toyota and then put 10 tires and rims in the back of the truck and I'm winded
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT fuck I'm out of shape,, I put in a tailgate on one toyota and then put 10 tires and rims in the back of the truck and I'm winded

    Why do you consistently support Asians over your fellow Americans?
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'M NOT RACIEST TOWARDS A PEOPLE THAT STRIVE TO MAKE QUALITY PRODUCTS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. AMERICAN CARS ARE DEAD AT 165,000 MILES, TOYOTA'S RUN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILES WITHOUT DIEING WHEN YOU NEED THEM MOST AND THEY REPLACE FRAMES UP TO 12 YEARS AFTER PURCHASE THAT MEANS IF YOU SHOP RIGHT YOU CAN GET A 15 YEAR OLD TRUCK WITH A FRESH FRAME AND 200,000 MILES LEFT ON IT FOR 1000 TO 5000 DOLLARS AND YOU CAN DRIVE IT FOR 30,000 MILES ND SELL IT FOR MORE THAN YOU PAID FOR IT.,,, SHOW ME AN AMERICAN CAR THAT CAN DO THE SAME,,, YOU CANT
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Sudo Why do you consistently support Asians over your fellow Americans?

    ALSO MY FELLOW AMERICANS ARE GOD DAMN MORONS
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    AND THEY DON'T MIND AT ALL
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I'M NOT RACIEST TOWARDS A PEOPLE THAT STRIVE TO MAKE QUALITY PRODUCTS FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. AMERICAN CARS ARE DEAD AT 165,000 MILES, TOYOTA'S RUN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILES WITHOUT DIEING WHEN YOU NEED THEM MOST AND THEY REPLACE FRAMES UP TO 12 YEARS AFTER PURCHASE THAT MEANS IF YOU SHOP RIGHT YOU CAN GET A 15 YEAR OLD TRUCK WITH A FRESH FRAME AND 200,000 MILES LEFT ON IT FOR 1000 TO 5000 DOLLARS AND YOU CAN DRIVE IT FOR 30,000 MILES ND SELL IT FOR MORE THAN YOU PAID FOR IT.,,, SHOW ME AN AMERICAN CAR THAT CAN DO THE SAME,,, YOU CANT

    Quoted you fucking traitor, I can see the price of your loyalty and tegrity is pretty fucking low, lol you don't practice anything you preach and would kneel before Xi for a new iphone you cowardly cuck
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Tacomas are cuck trucks, a dodge caravan has as much hauling power and is infinitely more respectable and authentic. You bow down to what you think is the path of least resistance. Fucking pathetic. If every American was like you all your street signs would be written in mandarin
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