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Lala is teaching me how to drive

  1. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would follow you

    I would roofie you
  2. Originally posted by frala Guess we know whose alt this is now lol

    That post brought to mind a completely different person
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny rent a red convertible and reenact fear and loathing.

    Too late never going back.

    Blew $1400 in a day, and now strippers are trying to charge keurig cups n shit on my CC. lol.
  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I/we did that when I was working in L.A. and drove up the coast to San Fran…3 big blokes in a red convertible like a bunch of faggots…to compound the faggotry when we got there we'd spent way to much on the car and shit so we got 1 room in a motel/hotel thing and shared the 2 double beds.

    This was pretty much exactly what happened.
  5. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would follow you

    Only until you realized you were following a great dane wearing my sweatshirt n i sneak up n whisper loudly HOWDY SAILER GOT ANY METH
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  6. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by frala Well. I can tell you this much. HE HAS NOT WRECKED FALCON’S HONDA CRV.


    have you offered him road-head, yet?
  7. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 He is a more functional drunk for sure

    If by more functional you mean he doesn’t drink and drive like a dumb bitch and owns his own vehicle…then yes.
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Only until you realized you were following a great dane wearing my sweatshirt n i sneak up n whisper loudly HOWDY SAILER GOT ANY METH

    this is my fetish
  9. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala If by more functional you mean he doesn’t drink and drive like a dumb bitch and owns his own vehicle…then yes.

    You don't own your own vehicle yourself
  10. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 You don't own your own vehicle yourself

    We have two cars one of which is mine lol

    Hey why don’t you shave that 8 year old beard, come out of the closet, and find yourself a good man
  11. Originally posted by frala We have two cars one of which is mine lol

    Hey why don’t you shave that 8 year old beard, come out of the closet, and find yourself a good man

    Hes my chikni kutti
  12. Originally posted by frala We have two cars one of which is mine lol

    Hey why don’t you shave that 8 year old beard, come out of the closet, and find yourself a good man
  13. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala We have two cars one of which is mine lol

    The CRV was "her's" too. I still owned it tho. Did you buy your own car, frollo?

    Hey why don’t you shave that 8 year old beard

    So you think all gays are pedophiles or something?

    come out of the closet, and find yourself a good man

    I am the good man. Sorry, I forgot I was speaking to an underling.
  14. Missed mark/awful attempt at being clever.

    Lanny and I have only been together for two and a half years. I had an entire life prior to him which included buying houses and cars. So yes I bought my own car. It isn’t some CRV I drive around drunk that my boyfriend of 8 years lent me lol.

    Why don’t you go fix your own runny ass, watered down curry of a life before you keep hoppin on here trying to puff out whatever chest you got left. Or I don’t know, keep being a cuck and baking cheesecakes a buying that ho used cars.
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  15. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Missed mark/awful attempt at being clever.

    Subject of insult claims it wasn't very good^

    Lanny and I have only been together for two and a half years. I had an entire life prior to him which included buying houses and cars. So yes I bought my own car. It isn’t some CRV I drive around drunk that my boyfriend of 8 years lent me lol.

    Why don’t you go fix your own runny ass, watered down curry of a life before you keep hoppin on here trying to puff out whatever chest you got left. Or I don’t know, keep being a cuck and baking cheesecakes a buying that ho used cars.

    Sounds like you're very touchy about your own lack of achievement compared to your partner. Do you feel insecure about how you would have to move back to Tennessee or wherever you came from if Lanny left you?
  16. Originally posted by frala Lanny and I have only been together for two and a half years.

    And you haven't killed each other yet.
  17. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Subject of insult claims it wasn't very good^



    Sounds like you're very touchy about your own lack of achievement compared to your partner. Do you feel insecure about how you would have to move back to Tennessee or wherever you came from if Lanny left you?

    Do what? What are you even talking about? Lanny moved to me.

    Please just stop. I am honestly embarrassed for you.
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  18. Lanny was the aggressor, making all the moves.
  19. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Do what? What are you even talking about? Lanny moved to me.

    Prove it.

    Please just stop. I am honestly embarrassed for you.

    You're just projecting your embarrassment at your personal lack of attainment. Did you go to college frollo?
  20. Lol @ prove it. Ok let me go find his moving truck receipts for you Falcon. I’ll uh…get right on that.

    Yes I went to college. Now are you going to stop trying to desperately dig for information to troll me with since all you ever do is hurr durr ask for abortion pix?
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