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Lala is teaching me how to drive

  1. Originally posted by POLECAT i'm gonna do me right now

    Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
  2. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by POLECAT i'm gonna do me right now

    Self love is important.

    Side note: Don’t forget to hydrate.
  3. Lanny Youth Mutton Buster Champion
    Originally posted by frala Don’t start acting like WellHung bc your feelings are gurt



    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Don't start comparing people to WellHung bc your feelings are jurt

    My feelings are spurt… spurt all over y’all’s moms’ pussies
  4. frala Avant garde shartist
  5. Originally posted by Lanny My feelings are spurt… spurt all over y’all’s moms’ pussies

    Your mom's feelings are furt as in I can feel her furting on my cock when I make love to her in the ass
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    what the hell did I just walk in on
  7. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready what the hell did I just walk in on

    Nothing, keep walking
  8. Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Falcon is occasionally earnest in his posting (like posting about his shitty 8 year dead end relationship and smashed soccer mom wagon) but then gets scared and defensive and has to make up for it by trying to find insecurities in other people, usually when there are none to he found where he is digging.

    It's all pretty weird, stinky and Octavian.
  9. Typical fat americans not walking or ride bike

  10. Originally posted by Sudo Falcon is occasionally earnest in his posting

    Or so you think
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I tried to teach exwife #2 to drive…really bad idea with my short temper, soon there were tears and getting out of the car in the middle of the road and walking away and then refusing to get back in the car when I drove up alongside her.

    Dude... i'd be like OKAY BITCH, BYE!

    And she'd be in trouble.
  12. Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Typical fat americans not walking or ride bike


    The only people who ride bikes here are alcoholics
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