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Hey theists, convince me into believing in God.

  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Obbe I can't reply to your private message because you put a comma in your name, system thinks I'm trying to message 2 users who don't exist.

    try putting it in quotes
  2. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by FreeAssange I like DesCartes approach–discard everything we don't know for sure. That Abrahamic god just isn't getting the job done :)

    You want a cookie or some shit? Nobody cares what you like. What's your point?
  3. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Meikai Then pray. You don't need to have an unwavering belief in THE ONE TRUE GOD. You just need to have a bit of faith that your prayers are being heard. πŸ‘ΌπŸ™

    Give me one example where that ever worked for anyone and wasn't just coincidental?


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  4. Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Narc Give me one example where that ever worked for anyone and wasn't just coincidental?


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    GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

    YOU HAVE TO HAVE FAITH

    TRUST IN THE LORD OUR SHEPARD
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    God does not fuck with the world he just lets it do it's own thing
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  6. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I win this thread. GG ez.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost God does not fuck with the world he just lets it do it's own thing

    there's an interesting theory that initial life (ie. electrification of complex organic matter) was predetermined and that evolution was rigged from the start
  8. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra there's an interesting theory that initial life (ie. electrification of complex organic matter) was predetermined and that evolution was rigged from the start

    That would be counter to the mechanism of natural selection and just raises the question of where the rigger came from.
  9. Originally posted by Narc Give me one example where that ever worked for anyone and wasn't just coincidental?


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    prove that coincidences arent the mysterious works of god.
  10. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga That would be counter to the mechanism of natural selection and just raises the question of where the rigger came from.



    what does natural selection have anything to do with protein.
  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    what does natural selection have anything to do with protein.

    For example it determines whether I shoot my protein on your face or in your womb.
  12. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga For example it determines whether I shoot my protein on your face or in your womb.



    the only place you shoot your protein is in your mouth.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra there's an interesting theory that initial life (ie. electrification of complex organic matter) was predetermined and that evolution was rigged from the start

    I've always found the concept of evolution to be kinda funny when people want to use it as their basis for why a God does or doesn't exist.

    Look at how we have evolved, that HAS to be a God's doing. Lol. No, it doesn't.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lower case g's
  15. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    the only place you shoot your protein is in your mouth.

    Indeed I shoot my protein in your mouth.

    open wide mongolian coffee servant slut:


    (_)_)=======D~~~~~
  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I'll put some crema in your coffeehole
  17. Originally posted by Ghost God does not fuck with the world he just lets it do it's own thing

    What if he's the one fucking with the world? How does anyone know he's a force for good? This is really an Abrahamic thing. Other religions outside of the Israeli3 have all sorts of 'bad' gods.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The best argument for the concept of God is to imagine if everyone in the world could be a God to their very own earth. Just as a little play thing. Experiment. Almost like a dream.

    If you could fantasize anything and then also have it happen, but it's a dream, does it count? Did it really happen?

    If you punch an old lady in the face repeatedly until she dies, while she sobs and begs for you to stop, screaming and crying with all her might, experiencing the pain, but you're just dreaming, then does it even matter? Does her pain matter?

    Lol.
  19. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The best argument for the concept of God is to imagine if everyone in the world could be a God to their very own earth. Just as a little play thing. Experiment. Almost like a dream.

    If you could fantasize anything and then also have it happen, but it's a dream, does it count? Did it really happen?

    If you punch an old lady in the face repeatedly until she dies, while she sobs and begs for you to stop, screaming and crying with all her might, experiencing the pain, but you're just dreaming, then does it even matter? Does her pain matter?

    Lol.

    Simulation hypothesis basically





    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga The simulation hypothesis holds that in a universe where ancestor simulations can happen as a result of intentional actions, the overwhelming likelihood is that they will happen at least once somewhere, and that in a universe where it happens at least once, the amount of simulated conscious observers in a particular reference class will vastly outnumber the number of unsimulated observers to the point where the relative chance of any given observer being unsimulated will be virtually zero.

    According to the most modern state of neuroscience, human consciousness seems to be the result of physical processes involving our brain and thus seems to be simulatable within our own universe.

    Thus the chances that any particular observer in our reference class (including you and I) are simulated are overwhelming. Thus the chances are that we exist within one of a massive number of ancestor simulations.

    These simulations, being the results of intentional actions, would be controlled by some entity that is capable of conscious comprehension. This entity would have total control and perfect information of every aspect of our reality.

    They could move stars around your sky at will to form pictures. They could return the save file of your dead loved ones and remove their cancerous organ with the save file of a healthy organ. They could give you superpowers or perform miracles. They could make reality retrospectively change to reflect and "rationalize" all their actions, including our memories, so it always seems to be consistent with natural phenomena.

    Such a person would be fit to be called god and as demonstrated above, is likely to be existent relative to our reality.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck yeah. I'm learning today.

    Pettifog.

    Simulation hypothesis.

    I like that. Thats exactly what I mean. The odds of all this could be one in a zillion billion but that doesn't make it any less likely that we are still a product of something, like a penny from a billionaire still is a penny.
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