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  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Gay Swan
  2. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny disprove it.

    disprove what?
  3. Originally posted by Obbe

    not a swan.

    some say thats 3/5th of a swan but theyre just being generous amd unscientific.
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not a swan.

    some say thats 3/5th of a swan but theyre just being generous amd unscientific.

    How many say it's 5/8ths of a swan?
  5. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How many say it's 5/8ths of a swan?

    no one.
  6. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not a swan.

    some say thats 3/5th of a swan but theyre just being generous amd unscientific.

    You're not the authority on what is and is not a swan.
  7. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 12 pages and nobody disproved God. You don't have the mental capacity to disprove the truth

    Burden of proof isn't on the atheists to disprove god, but the theists to prove it. That hasn't been done either and we're now more than 12 pages.


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  8. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not a swan.

    some say thats 3/5th of a swan but theyre just being generous amd unscientific.

    Fucking racist


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  9. Originally posted by Obbe You're not the authority on what is and is not a swan.

    neither are you and hence :



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny without a DNA test you cant prove a black swan is a swan.
  10. Originally posted by Narc Fucking racist


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    i bet you enjoy getting stabbed by heavily bearded, non white somalian "swans".
  11. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny neither are you and hence :

    Do your eyes deceive you?

    Do you need to analyze the paint on a red barn to verify the barn is red and not some other colour, do you need to consult an architect to verify a red barn is a barn and not some other structure?
  12. Originally posted by Obbe Do your eyes deceive you?

    Do you need to analyze the paint on a red barn to verify the barn is red and not some other colour, do you need to consult an architect to verify a red barn is a barn and not some other structure?

    sounds like your the kind of person who would pay pyrite for the price of gold.
  13. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i bet you enjoy getting stabbed by heavily bearded, non white somalian "swans".

    Santa Claus swans.
  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like your the kind of person who would pay pyrite for the price of gold.

    I've never understood how someone could confuse gold with pyrite.
  15. Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe Do your eyes deceive you?

    Do you need to analyze the paint on a red barn to verify the barn is red and not some other colour, do you need to consult an architect to verify a red barn is a barn and not some other structure?

    He's deluded, the obvious answer is consensus.

    The swan is a swan because it's defined as such by... smart people.
    We need labels to identify, at least in today's society. If you one day decide the swan is no longer a swan, well. You'll probably be asked to see a doctor. If you were alone and lived on your own island, you'd be more or less free to name and define whatever you see and experience there. But as a shared planet we need to agree on what is what, otherwise we just get confused and pissed off.

    If i ask you to hand me my joint and you throw a swan at me, i'm gonna get mad.
  16. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Xlite He's deluded, the obvious answer is consensus.

    The swan is a swan because it's defined as such by… smart people.
    We need labels to identify, at least in today's society. If you one day decide the swan is no longer a swan, well. You'll probably be asked to see a doctor. If you were alone and lived on your own island, you'd be more or less free to name and define whatever you see and experience there. But as a shared planet we need to agree on what is what, otherwise we just get confused and pissed off.

    If i ask you to hand me my joint and you throw a swan at me, i'm gonna get mad.

    when the meanings of the simplest words are up for debate, you know youre talking to a fucking idiot and that its gonna go nowhere.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Originally posted by Obbe I've never understood how someone could confuse gold with pyrite.

    Many people have danced around and yelled at the sky in joy, after finding Fool's Gold.


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