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Hey theists, convince me into believing in God.

  1. #1
    Data African Astronaut
    God. Gods. Any God(s). Now is your chance. Make your argument. Show me what your religion has to offer.

    I'm at the point I'm ready to pray to anything, honestly.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I've talked about this with a friend before, someone who grew up in something between a church and a cult

    considered throwing myself at a religion, full-force to see if I'd find any meaning in it

    but he told me I shouldn't bother, the people that try never really convince themselves and get nothing out of it
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I mean, nothing spiritual. you could convert to Islam, join ISIS and party hard with truck bombs and gang rapes
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    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Data I'm at the point I'm ready to pray to anything, honestly.

    Then pray. You don't need to have an unwavering belief in THE ONE TRUE GOD. You just need to have a bit of faith that your prayers are being heard. πŸ‘ΌπŸ™
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    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I've talked about this with a friend before, someone who grew up in something between a church and a cult

    considered throwing myself at a religion, full-force to see if I'd find any meaning in it

    but he told me I shouldn't bother, the people that try never really convince themselves and get nothing out of it

    Good post

    But I wish i believed, it would be so comforting
  6. #6
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    So stop acting weird.

    Its very obvious why religion is comforting. My goodness gracious. I was such a diehard Nchristian for so long and it just felt so good. Love it. Ejveruibe I know is going to heaven and yeah me too. Live laugh love .
  7. #7
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I could write a novel about why people that think I'm wrong, are wrong. Nothing is grosser than a faggot who claims to know everything. Lol. That goes both ways.

    I HATE KNOW IT ALL FAGGOTS
  8. #8
    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    God made us in his own image.

    Kinda scary, huh?
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  9. #9
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump God made us in his own image.

    Kinda scary, huh?

    Glad you edited that, because I was about to blaspheme pretty hard.
  10. #10
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Religion is horse shit. Most churches gives promises of something divine, but they only tease.
    They never actually give you anything, and people go there for years if not decades, hoping, praying to get their puny wishes realized.

    Smoke some dmt and have an actual divine and life changing experience.
    Don't tell your church about it though because ironically enough they'll think you're insane.

    I won't ever advocate for religion.
    I will for spirituality though.
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    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Xlite Religion is horse shit. Most churches gives promises of something divine, but they only tease.
    They never actually give you anything, and people go there for years if not decades, hoping, praying to get their puny wishes realized.

    Smoke some dmt and have an actual divine and life changing experience.
    Don't tell your church about it though because ironically enough they'll think you're insane.

    I won't ever advocate for religion.
    I will for spirituality though.

    Spirituality is just as stupid but significantly more misguided.

    There is nothing on Earth but dirt and rocks and water. DMT is not special or spiritual. Believing it is, is akin to believing in God. No proof, just "feelings".
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    As Trianglists we believe the discovery of true truths and higher understanding of reality is best achieved as a personal journey realized by oneself.

    After taking large amounts of many different drugs the 3 of us found the same answers and saw the same things. 3 points form a triangle. If you look at a tetrahedron from one perspective you only see a triangle but behind that can be a fractal infinite possibilities beyond our understanding.

    God wants us to understand this and drugs are just a tool like science and manipulation of matter to further our understanding of reality and all that's contained within it


  13. #13
    Kev African Astronaut
    everyone has a religion and god, your god is the rectum and your religion is state propaganda
  14. #14
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Do all mexicans go to heaven?

    Si.
  15. #15
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Most of the food is cooked by Happy Hispanics in Heaven, but served by dumb white girls on stimtulants that smell like Newports.

    It's kinda really great.
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    Originally posted by aldra I've talked about this with a friend before, someone who grew up in something between a church and a cult

    considered throwing myself at a religion, full-force to see if I'd find any meaning in it

    but he told me I shouldn't bother, the people that try never really convince themselves and get nothing out of it

    religion isnt about this life or the powers that be that rules over us in this life at this moment.

    its all about the "after life".

    i realize this when my dad died.

    it wasnt me that burried him and gave him a ceremonious send off, it was the gods, of his choice.

    he was cremated according to buddhist rituals and whats left of him were interned in an urn in some buddhist institution.

    without gods he and his body would be just another biohazard medical waste that none of us in my family, myself included, knew what to do with.

    how a mans body is taken off after his death is the summary of the sum total of his lifetime achievements and if yours ended up being just another biohazard medical waste just like dead dogs, then you have failed at life.

    theres a reason the older one gets, the closer they tries to be closer to god, or gods.
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    Donald Trump African Astronaut
    Reminder: OP is an embarrassment.

    https://www.trump2024.fund/
  18. #18
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Data There is nothing on Earth but dirt and rocks and water.

    There is also an abundance of life, a vast cornucopia of species intertwined with each other and their environments, a very beautiful yinyang sort of thing going on. Believing it is nothing special, just rocks and water, is still "just feelings". There is nothing wrong with expressing your feelings like Xlite was in the post you quoted, but if you're going to dismiss someones insights as if they were worthless nonsense without having a real conversation about it what is even the point of talking to you?
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    Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe There is also an abundance of life, a vast cornucopia of species intertwined with each other and their environments, a very beautiful yinyang sort of thing going on. Believing it is nothing special, just rocks and water, is still "just feelings". There is nothing wrong with expressing your feelings like Xlite was in the post you quoted, but if you're going to dismiss someones insights as if they were worthless nonsense without having a real conversation about it what is even the point of talking to you?

    I want to keep trolling but I likes ya and I wants ya obbe.
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny religion isnt about this life or the powers that be that rules over us in this life at this moment.

    its all about the "after life".

    i realize this when my dad died.

    it wasnt me that burried him and gave him a ceremonious send off, it was the gods, of his choice.

    he was cremated according to buddhist rituals and whats left of him were interned in an urn in some buddhist institution.

    without gods he and his body would be just another biohazard medical waste that none of us in my family, myself included, knew what to do with.

    how a mans body is taken off after his death is the summary of the sum total of his lifetime achievements and if yours ended up being just another biohazard medical waste just like dead dogs, then you have failed at life.

    theres a reason the older one gets, the closer they tries to be closer to god, or gods.

    I'm not afraid
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