Hey theists, convince me into believing in God.

1. 2021-04-30 at 10:03 PM UTC

   #121
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Indeed I shoot my protein in your mouth.
   
   open wide mongolian coffee servant slut:
   
   
   (_)_)=======D~~~~~

   
   §m£ÂgØL is over there.
2. 2021-04-30 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #122
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny §m£ÂgØL is over there.

   
   Crawl to him on your knees so he can give you a sample of his protein too
3. 2021-04-30 at 10:17 PM UTC

   #123
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Crawl to him on your knees so he can give you a sample of his protein too

   
   no, you can have all of his,
4. 2021-04-30 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #124
   

   Worf, son of Mogh Houston

   Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Crawl to him on your knees so he can give you a sample of his protein too

5. 2021-05-01 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #125
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, you can have all of his,

   
   You're the one who asked for it, gay.
6. 2021-05-01 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #126
   Nile bump
   You gotta believe, son.
7. 2021-05-01 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #127
   自殺少女 Houston
   
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8. 2021-07-13 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #128
   

   Bigboi71 Yung Blood
   If God is not real, then I lose nothing by believing, if God is real, then I lose everything by not believing
9. 2021-07-13 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #129
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   The truth is all around you, in that the elegant and complex nature of creation itself makes the fact undeniable.
10. 2021-07-13 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #130
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The truth is all around you, in that the elegant and complex nature of creation itself makes the fact undeniable.

    
    How you mean?
    
    
    .
11. 2021-07-13 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #131
    

    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    if you earnestly search and pray you will see it. i know it sounds corny but it actually works. i don't know all the mechanisms behind exactly why it works, but it does. there seems to be a timing aspect to it at some points too though.
    
    or just read the news or look at literally anything in the world or society and realize how deeply in over their heads in satanic absurdist horseshit the entire world is at the moment.
12. 2021-07-13 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #132
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bigboi71 If God is not real, then I lose nothing by believing, if God is real, then I lose everything by not believing

    
    put your money where your mouth is,
    
    put your body where your beliefs are.
    
    beliefs must cost its believer dearly, else itd be as meaningless as national anthems.
13. 2021-07-13 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #133
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc How you mean?
    
    
    .

    
    Just look at the way the ecosystem is designed, each part working in harmony and in the benefit of the other. That alone proves there is an intelligent creator.
14. 2021-07-13 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #134
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just look at the way the ecosystem is designed, each part working in harmony and in the benefit of the other. That alone proves there is an intelligent creator.

    
    then why did the dinasour went extinct.
    
    was that part of the plan.
15. 2021-07-13 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #135
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then why did the dinasour went extinct.
    
    was that part of the plan.

    
    Yes, it was. When the Earth was first formed, it was soft and malleable, mostly swamp. The planet needed to be firmed up and strengthened for the coming of Adam and his offspring. Therefore, the Creator created the large beasts to pack it down and solidify it. Once their purpose had been served, they were removed from the equation.
16. 2021-07-13 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #136
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yes, it was. When the Earth was first formed, it was soft and malleable, mostly swamp. The planet needed to be firmed up and strengthened for the coming of Adam and his offspring. Therefore, the Creator created the large beasts to pack it down and solidify it. Once their purpose had been served, they were removed from the equation.

    
    why cant god make a solid earth.
    
    he made solid iron mercury.
17. 2021-07-13 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #137
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why cant god make a solid earth.
    
    he made solid iron mercury.

    
    That's like saying "why can't I make a loaf of bread without kneading dough?" In order to create an end product, you first have to complete the prerequisite steps.
18. 2021-07-13 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #138
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by aldra I mean, nothing spiritual. you could convert to Islam, join ISIS and party hard with truck bombs and gang rapes

    
    I heard that they shame rape men and women then group masturbate on the dying bodies.
    
    Not being funny here. the radicalism fuckers are into some sick snuff porn because they video tape it for later viewing.
19. 2021-07-13 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #139
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's like saying "why can't I make a loaf of bread without kneading dough?" In order to create an end product, you first have to complete the prerequisite steps.

    
    thats only because we arent gods.
20. 2021-07-13 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #140
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats only because we arent gods.

    
    God doesn't use magic. It has nothing to do with magic. He uses pure science to accomplish his will. Everything he does is through the use of natural science, and he knows the whole of it. Knowledge really is power.
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