The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-03-25 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #1361
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ It's funny watching old films before cell phone days when people get off of super mad calls and then just about smash their landline phone against the wall but then hesitantly stop themselves and just set the phone down and sigh all angrily.

   
   No one ever says "bye" in movies either, they just hang up on the other person. Should call it HollyRUDE
2. 2020-03-25 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #1362
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I miss being able to slam a landline phone. That was the most gratifying feeling. I wanna get a landline now just to hangup on people.
3. 2020-03-25 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #1363
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala I miss being able to slam a landline phone. That was the most gratifying feeling. I wanna get a landline now just to hangup on people.

   
   I cannot begin to imagine how many fucking hangups I would've heard from you. Ahahahaha
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4. 2020-03-25 at 1:02 AM UTC

   #1364
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Soooo many. And then I’d probably call you back to hangup again. I’d call you right now to hangup on you.
   
   =P
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5. 2020-03-25 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #1365
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala Soooo many. And then I’d probably call you back to hangup again. I’d call you right now to hangup on you.
   
   =P

   
   And all the while you were just being dramatic. Calm fucking down! :)
6. 2020-03-25 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #1366
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Idk how. I was born to be very theatrical thank you.
7. 2020-03-25 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #1367
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I found one of those phones a few years ago amd I had a land line so I used it for a few weeks till it became annoying as fuck
8. 2020-03-25 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #1368
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by frala Idk how. I was born to be very theatrical thank you.

   
   Why am I not about to go see you in a fucking Broadway performance of Rent or whatever the fuck they do there ?
9. 2020-03-25 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #1369
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bc I devoted my life to torturing men instead.
10. 2020-03-25 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #1370
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Give my regards to Broaaaadwaaayyyyy.
11. 2020-03-25 at 1:49 AM UTC

    #1371
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by ORACLE Is this your dad?

    
    dadnaming is a hatecrime
12. 2020-03-25 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #1372
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol
13. 2020-03-25 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #1373
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine if
14. 2020-03-25 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #1374
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who has the link to the best gore video of 2018 thr one where the dad gets his throat cut in front of his kid and then they slice the kid up and tear his beating heart from his body?
15. 2020-03-25 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #1375
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My GF called me from someone elses phone just to hang up on me
    
    CHILDISH
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16. 2020-03-25 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #1376
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Calling people in 2020
17. 2020-03-25 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #1377
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    When I get old I aspire to wearing suits all day, be a functional alcoholic and listen to jazz like this at night. The way it's looking I'll be more of an enigmatic hillbilly in a compound with a tenuous grip on reality.
    
18. 2020-03-25 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #1378
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo My GF called me from someone elses phone just to hang up on me
    
    CHILDISH

    
    LOL oops
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    • CASPER
19. 2020-03-25 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #1379
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Meanwhile sudo is on tinder
    
    Class act
20. 2020-03-25 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #1380
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Meanwhile sudo is on tinder
    
    Class act

    
    I really did it for shits and giggles due to quarantinization but that is duplicitous. Idk, something about the medium is so interesting/depressing. Its emptiness is right up my alley.
    
    I think a better dating app would be where people could design collages they believe represent who they are that may or may not include pictures of themselves. People are so vain they probably all will, but it would be more honest