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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ It's funny watching old films before cell phone days when people get off of super mad calls and then just about smash their landline phone against the wall but then hesitantly stop themselves and just set the phone down and sigh all angrily.

    No one ever says "bye" in movies either, they just hang up on the other person. Should call it HollyRUDE
  2. I miss being able to slam a landline phone. That was the most gratifying feeling. I wanna get a landline now just to hangup on people.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala I miss being able to slam a landline phone. That was the most gratifying feeling. I wanna get a landline now just to hangup on people.

    I cannot begin to imagine how many fucking hangups I would've heard from you. Ahahahaha
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  4. Soooo many. And then I’d probably call you back to hangup again. I’d call you right now to hangup on you.

    =P
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Soooo many. And then I’d probably call you back to hangup again. I’d call you right now to hangup on you.

    =P

    And all the while you were just being dramatic. Calm fucking down! :)
  6. Idk how. I was born to be very theatrical thank you.
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I found one of those phones a few years ago amd I had a land line so I used it for a few weeks till it became annoying as fuck
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Idk how. I was born to be very theatrical thank you.

    Why am I not about to go see you in a fucking Broadway performance of Rent or whatever the fuck they do there ?
  9. Bc I devoted my life to torturing men instead.
  10. Give my regards to Broaaaadwaaayyyyy.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ORACLE Is this your dad?

    dadnaming is a hatecrime
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine if
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who has the link to the best gore video of 2018 thr one where the dad gets his throat cut in front of his kid and then they slice the kid up and tear his beating heart from his body?
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My GF called me from someone elses phone just to hang up on me

    CHILDISH
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  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Calling people in 2020
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    When I get old I aspire to wearing suits all day, be a functional alcoholic and listen to jazz like this at night. The way it's looking I'll be more of an enigmatic hillbilly in a compound with a tenuous grip on reality.
  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo My GF called me from someone elses phone just to hang up on me

    CHILDISH

    LOL oops
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  19. Meanwhile sudo is on tinder

    Class act
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Meanwhile sudo is on tinder

    Class act

    I really did it for shits and giggles due to quarantinization but that is duplicitous. Idk, something about the medium is so interesting/depressing. Its emptiness is right up my alley.

    I think a better dating app would be where people could design collages they believe represent who they are that may or may not include pictures of themselves. People are so vain they probably all will, but it would be more honest

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