The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-03-24 at 12:40 PM UTC

   #1341
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   That nigga misread Schopenhauer
2. 2020-03-24 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #1342
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Someone lend me £20
3. 2020-03-24 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #1343
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   I'd £ that ass for 50
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   • Octavian, 
   • CASPER
4. 2020-03-24 at 1:28 PM UTC

   #1344
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Tree fiddy
5. 2020-03-24 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #1345
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i got these cheezburgrs man
   
   
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   • Solstice, 
   • Sudo
6. 2020-03-24 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #1346
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   NIGGERBLOCKCHAINLINECODE;
   
   [NIGGER]
7. 2020-03-24 at 3:22 PM UTC

   #1347
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   thats racist
8. 2020-03-24 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #1348
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   i am bitter
9. 2020-03-24 at 4:13 PM UTC

   #1349
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i like u
10. 2020-03-24 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #1350
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash NIGGERBLOCKCHAINLINECODE;
    
    [NIGGER]

    
    Racist
11. 2020-03-24 at 4:30 PM UTC

    #1351
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My body is a Tabernacle
12. 2020-03-24 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #1352
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Christ was a sensual image used for sex.
13. 2020-03-24 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #1353
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by ORACLE Yeah I am not sad depressed but more like you depressed. I have to willpower every single little thing.

    
    
14. 2020-03-24 at 10:41 PM UTC

    #1354
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Quarantine is making people crazy. I've messaged people I havent talked to since junior high just to talk about shit neither of us really care about. I downloaded tinder and matched with a bunch of black chicks which is cool because I can't stand all the white girls
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    • Octavian
15. 2020-03-24 at 10:46 PM UTC

    #1355
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just got like 30/50 jeopardy questions. My personal record.
    
    Then ! I was preparing beef stew and I found my sack of potatoes and they were all rancid smelling because I accidentally had left them in a sack on the floor covered up with a bunch of beer boxes and random shit. Oops!
    
    So basically I am gonna make beef stew in my slow cooker that is literally just gonna be beef and beef stock.
    
    :)
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    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2020-03-24 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #1356
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I'm thinking about getting on Tinder. It's kinda insane dealing with the isolation right now - working from home, everything closed, barely seeing anything.
17. 2020-03-24 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #1357
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    Is this your dad?
18. 2020-03-24 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #1358
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It's Your Father.
19. 2020-03-25 at 12:32 AM UTC

    #1359
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my gf got mad at me because she was upset and I told her to just breathe so she smashed her phone and now her dumbass has no phone. She is a NEXT LEVEL IDJIT
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    • mmQ, 
    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, 
    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2020-03-25 at 12:33 AM UTC

    #1360
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo my gf got mad at me because she was upset and I told her to just breathe so she smashed her phone and now her dumbass has no phone. She is a NEXT LEVEL IDJIT

    
    It's funny watching old films before cell phone days when people get off of super mad calls and then just about smash their landline phone against the wall but then hesitantly stop themselves and just set the phone down and sigh all angrily.