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  1. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Iv seen these lp dudes choke people out in the parking lot on yt

    It's a tough job. Not many people last long. Full blown shit-fests out in the parking lot almost every single day, with fists flying.
  2. WalMart is the worst place you could shoplift from. It's packed with LP 24/7.
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and what a waste. great dane must have tasted great.

    They don't call them Great for nothing.
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny please return these jokes to the museum you stole them from.

    I made that one up on the fly, kid. I'm really good.
  5. Two twins were separated at birth. They didn't even know about each other for the next 50 years. The adoption parents never knew each other. Both twins were named by their adopted parents as James. Both men became law enforcement officers. Both twins named their dog Toy. Both had a wife named Betty. Both wore checkered shirts and almost identical slacks. Each twin had the same number of children with the same names. Now, tell me there isn't something telepathic going on there.
  6. You people have NO IDEA what the Fun Bunch really is, and what it represents, and what kind of characters it is comprised of.
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny wait till you see her arches over and pick those damn cottons as the sun glistens off her bare, sweatty, negroid back.

    How's her pancakes?
  8. Rabbitweed was so ugly as a kid his teacher gave him the day off on yearbook photo day.
  9. The sore losers calling Trump a sore loser.
  10. Backyard Ballistics
  11. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny * - compared to female silver back gorrillas in a clinical setting.

    I don't think Candy has a silver back.
  12. Originally posted by WellHung how desirable i am to females.

    Female what? Monkeys?
  13. Originally posted by aldra the SAIGA-12 is cooler though, pretty much just an AK converted to fire shotgun rounds

    Cooler, but the AA-12 has two more rounds in the drum than the SAIGA-12 and can fire 50m farther.
  14. How come they're not all exactly the same?
  15. Originally posted by mmQ If you're gonna capitalize sun and moon please also capitalize the the's.

    That's crazy. The "the" doesn't get capitalized. Where did you learn the Queen's English? Guatemala?
  16. Tomorrow morning at sunrise (5:40am ET) there will be an eclipse of the Sun by the Moon in the east sky, which will last about two hours.
  17. A machine excrement gun. Set to different colours! Yellow, brown, black, red...
  18. We all need to kill each other so there's no one left.
  19. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I have 0 goals now.

    I only look forward to being regular and able to poop first thing in the morning. and then stare out the window and touch the window pane to feel its coldness to remind me that we'll all die one day and be cold as this window feels. stiff. rigid and cold. just like glass. just like the glass you touch as you stare out into the world.

    Have you heard any voices? Like a mean black man's voice?
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