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  1. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Nah

    Ok, well, that just means you really don't want to help yourself. You're a quitter. Just lay down like a dog in the road.
  2. 1. Stop watching gore.
    2. Stop over-drinking.
    3. Leave the past in the past.
  3. Chili con carne
  4. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Currently I've drank 2 litres of wine

  5. Perverts in NZ, eh? Interesting.
  6. Originally posted by Sudo Survived the FBI and all of life's challenges only to fall victim to Lyme disease

    Best to build a treehouse up in a high tree. The bears will have a hard time getting all the way up to the top.
  7. Get down off your high perch.
  8. If you go in the woods, the bugs will eat you alive, not to mention the snakes, bears, and other predators in the night.
  9. We should start prioritizing suicides here.
  10. How about the Arabs fucking goats and sheep?
  11. o_RLY was probably still there, too.
  12. There was a super mod on Totse by the name of MomentaryLapseOfReason (MLoR) who put peanut butter on his genitals and let a dog lick it off, and then he went on slashNet #totse and told someone in private, who then captured the screenshot of the admission and posted it on Totse. So the whole userbase started going at him for being a dog molester, and he started banning people right and left, and then he deleted an entire forum, and then he threatened to go to some friends he had in the FBI and bring them in to get at the people mocking him, and then Jeff came in and booted him off the mod team and permabanned him. Quite the fiasco!
  13. What they do is form a line through the sales floor, from the target to the back door. The first lifter picks up the merch, moves nonchalantly to the end of an aisle and passes it to lifter #2 coming alongside, who quickly makes it over to another aisle end where lifter #3, takes it, then lifter #3 drops into the cart basket of lifter #4, who then heads to the back door where lifter #5 grabs it out of the cart basket and exits through the IN door as a regular customer comes in. As soon as LP catches the play, they won't even bother tracking the handoffs inside, they'll just smoke a cigarette and wait against the wall outside and as soon as lifter #5 steps out the IN door he gets nailed to the pavement.
  14. Wattchusay, Willis?

  15. *Wariat phone hack alert*
  16. We're just a few years away from cloaking technology.
  17. Why even call humans people? Two completely different things!
  18. We better call in Father Lanny to preside over the suicide.
  19. Wait. I thought dogs were a man's best friend?
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