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  1. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get an air fryer…no hot grease spitting at you = no pain.

    On second thoughts, I'd rather be boiled.
  2. Q. Why weren't the Capitol Police officers who waved the protesters into the building and removed barricades arrested?

    A. Because they're not Republicans.
  3. Peanut butter bandits.
  4. Frying hurts. That's why I'd rather be fricasseed.
  5. Or those ones that tie themselves to the bellies of horses.
  6. Originally posted by POLECAT GET READY FOR CAMEL HUMP KAMALA TO BE THE TOP CLOWN NEXT, CUMMIN SOON TO A FAKASS NEWS CHANNEL NEEEER EWE

    Never changes her clothes or washes her hair. Must stink to high heaven.
  7. Instead of planning your end, you could be making a new beginning.
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a professional LP like you can even gauze the exact weight of the bag my merely squinting at it.

    right.

    It's not hard. You see a guy walk past you that looks like he's about 170 lbs, and then you see him six minutes later in the electronics department and he looks like he weighs 220 lbs, that's either really good magic or it's a shoplifter.
  9. Originally posted by rabbitweed LOL did you make that up? that's good

    That one was created by the great Rodney Dangerfield.
  10. Where are you going?
  11. Rabbitweed is so ugly his father carried around the picture that came with the wallet.
  12. Originally posted by Ghost think like a chink

    I just did and all I saw was numbers falling like snowflakes.
  13. Originally posted by Ghost I need multiple closets that's how unsafe I feel

    We have 30,000 square foot cry closets available.
  14. It's just another distraction for the stupid.
  15. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its a prequisite for a negro to die under a knee before they can be elavated into sainthood.

    like st.floyd.

    How high do they go if it's an elbow on the neck?
  16. Originally posted by mmQ Its ok. My complaint is valid and doesn't really need processing….

    So you're saying I can't process it?
  17. Originally posted by mmQ I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CONFLICTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

    I don't wanna do my dishes right now but I should.

    Call the pros at Skip the Dishes and they'll take it from there.
  18. Took the two birds in the bush, instead of the one in the hand.

    "A Tail of Two Birds".
  19. Confession is good for the soul.
  20. You need a hat that collects drinking water.
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