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Filling Up a Basket at Walmart And Just Walking the Fuck Out

  1. #81
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a professional LP like you can even gauze the exact weight of the bag my merely squinting at it.

    right.

    It's not hard. You see a guy walk past you that looks like he's about 170 lbs, and then you see him six minutes later in the electronics department and he looks like he weighs 220 lbs, that's either really good magic or it's a shoplifter.
  2. #82
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's not hard. You see a guy walk past you that looks like he's about 170 lbs, and then you see him six minutes later in the electronics department and he looks like he weighs 220 lbs, that's either really good magic or it's a shoplifter.

    magical conception.
  3. #83
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats the least i could repay you for picking cottons in my head.

    I’m doin a lot in your head that’s never gonna be a reality lol
  4. #84
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's a tough job. Not many people last long.

    Ah you’re Spectral. You’re not worried about having PTSD?
  5. #85
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kev transpecies, trannyfucker, methrat, pedo and now rapist as well?
    damn what a mess, someone throw it in the incinerator

    i only fucked one tranny and you ack like I have been fucking girls with dicks since before my balls could drop. I've had sex with more WOMEN than you, pedo. Kill yourself you perverted faggot and grow up you rat kike
  6. #86
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost I've raped more WOMEN than you, pedo.

    i believe you. with that rat face, theres no other way.
  7. #87
    Ghost Black Hole
    women ask me to rape them
  8. #88
    Kev Space Nigga
    says every rapist
  9. #89
    Ghost Black Hole
    that's just what you think because you have never met a real freak before with a rape fetish or a hold me down and choke me daddy type thing. You must have lived a boring life, pretty sad since you are probably much older than me.
  10. #90
    Kev Space Nigga
    i have spent half my childhood and entire adulthood on the most illegal networks, you think i havent seen real freaks?
  11. #91
    Originally posted by Ghost that's just what you think because you have never met a real freak before with a rape fetish or a hold me down and choke me daddy type thing.

    Those are pretty tame to be honest on the freak scale.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m doin a lot in your head that’s never gonna be a reality lol

    true.

    in my head your at least 3 tones fairer.

    your hairs are also less nappy, and your 33% less uppity.
  13. #93
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If "people of walmart" was an online forum, this would be it.
  14. #94
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kev i have spent half my childhood and entire adulthood on the most illegal networks,

    Color me surprised. ALso looking at nonce porn isn't the same thing as fucking freaky bitches you nonce reatard. kill your self
  15. #95
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny true.

    in my head your at least 3 tones fairer.

    your hairs are also less nappy, and your 33% less uppity.

    I’m black as Wesley snipes and I have a huge Afro... will you stop crushing on me now lol
  16. #96
    Wattchusay, Willis?

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #97
    What they do is form a line through the sales floor, from the target to the back door. The first lifter picks up the merch, moves nonchalantly to the end of an aisle and passes it to lifter #2 coming alongside, who quickly makes it over to another aisle end where lifter #3, takes it, then lifter #3 drops into the cart basket of lifter #4, who then heads to the back door where lifter #5 grabs it out of the cart basket and exits through the IN door as a regular customer comes in. As soon as LP catches the play, they won't even bother tracking the handoffs inside, they'll just smoke a cigarette and wait against the wall outside and as soon as lifter #5 steps out the IN door he gets nailed to the pavement.
  18. #98
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m black as Wesley snipes and I have a huge Afro… will you stop crushing on me now lol

    i gave you free upgrades.
  19. #99
    CandyRein Black Hole
    You can’t even upgrade yourself outta sexual deviancy...you can’t do damn thing for me
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wattchusay, Willis?


    If I’m not mistaken.. this is the Devil from the movie Tales from the Hood..

    Damn he’s been in the game a minute because that looks like the 70s
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