So I work at a call center. When I worked in retail, they gave me attitude so I shit back. I made an Android program that auto-dialed them every minute. The old lady tha had to answer was getting pissed, lol. But she was a old bitter bitch, so who cares.
Anyway, I want to make one that auto-dials my call center, dials into my department, then when someone answers Ill use one of the voice recognization APIs to recognize my gretting and name, and then my program will repeativly play "Hold on a minute. I need to go get my credit card." and play a song from a list I make. This would repeat for about 15 minutes.
So my AHT would go up, but I could listen to music while working.
What do you think?
2018-05-11 at 8:37 PM UTC
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Articles
Why can't we write articles for the site?
I actually returned the jeans that that stripper stained and I took back a jacket that smelled of perfume...
Look at the tags and how they are attached. Super easy to swap.
Also on the hypothetical theft/fraud ideas, I have more that I may write about. I like looking at certain systems and finding security flaws in them...
I was at a bar not to long ago and this guy put his little coaster over his beer while he went to piss.
I bought some new summer clothing. Then I may or not have taken the tags off and placed them onto older clothing and returned.
My friend did this last year with jackets, coats, sweetshirts, and fleeces, all decent brand name, and like eight pair of jeans. It saved him over $1000.
You know, you could probabley buy a high end fan and buy a low end one(as long as they look similar) and then place the low end one into the box of the high end one, and return it. Not sure if its worth it though.
I called the California phone number but no one answered.
2018-05-08 at 9:34 PM UTC
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Bass Head
Don't get a pair of BlueBirds because to get them connect you have to jump through rings of fire.
What is it you guys are getting banned for?
Also is this just a bot that collects user data?
I remember this fat kid I worked with in retail. One day I switched his handheld scanner with mine, at the beginning of the shift. I then fucked off all day long and got compliments from my supervisors the next day and of course let him know about the worthless ginger on the team.
Serves a ginger right.
2018-04-28 at 11:52 PM UTC
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What is DH?
What is this DH place I keep hearing of?
But did they point when they laughed? If they point, it hurts more.
I use to know a guy that would specifically tell people to point when we all laughed at someone.
2018-04-28 at 11:43 PM UTC
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SpectraL has died.
We'll need a birth certificate.
Use a raw socket like a real man.
Lanny is now performing a cover up on my request for a custom user title. He's back dating and deleting posts, he's using the media to spread propraganda to sway opinions, and the lies too.
