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I wonder if Casper ever buys a tallboy and the clerk rings it up and says "hehe, tallboy for the tall boy huh? Ahahahahahaha."
I wonder if that ever happened
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2022-02-09 at 4:51 PM UTC
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Kafka maybe dead
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2022-02-07 at 8:04 AM UTC
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Drunk Fred
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Kafka
then got special assistance to walk me through so people would think I was mental instead of on drugs.
why have I never thought of this
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I am unable to open my balcony door as it's seemingly frozen shut. I just put all my weight against it angrily to try and open it and I fell over, unable to do it. I laughed.
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2022-02-01 at 3:08 PM UTC
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This is not a "sex" forum
Cry havoc! And let slip the hounds of porn!
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by Incessant
What do you mean crawls like this obbe?
When you bust up weed in a grinder and open up the grinder and take a look at the ground up weed, if its too dry you can tell by looking at it, it would look too dry and powdery, easy to crumble into dust. It has no more soul. Good weed will have a crawl to it. It will "breathe" and move around on it's own if you poke it with your finger. It has an intact essence.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I fucked with this girl who drinks 66ers of vodka regularly and is 5 foot 2 and had to be hospitalized for pancreas issues when she was 23. Another friend of mine is a millionaire (inherited and invested like a bitch) and has also been hospitalized for pancreas issues due to drinking
Pancreas: the forgotten organ I'm here to remind you about
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2022-01-28 at 2:25 AM UTC
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What happened to Squirrel?
Okay, but the horse wouldn’t work as well as me. Because I wanna be CLEAR
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
He was tryna fuck da police
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2022-01-27 at 8:13 AM UTC
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I invented a cocktail 2.2
I call it the "Oven Blood"
1 shot of Jager
1 shot of cranberry juice
a splash of oranjge juice
perrier and lime about a shoot
optimal garnish is a blood oranja
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2022-01-27 at 4:59 AM UTC
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Space is gay
"We landed on the moon."
Well, your spaceship looks pretty gay to me.
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2022-01-26 at 4:44 PM UTC
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Drunk Fred
Originally posted by Lanny
“apart” for “a part” and loose vs lose are pretty clear cut mistakes but I feel like alot is one of those ones where English teachers get mad about it and convince students it’s wrong but there’s really no reason for it. There’s no grammatical reason for it to be two words, it could be replaced with “frequently” which is just one word. Many of our words are formed by joining other words. IDK, give it 50 years, I think it’ll become a part of standard written English
Yeah I see your point but I'm also reminded of that ALOT creature whenever I see it and it just stands out to me.
I have taken over a million deep breaths since I made that post and I'm calm now.
Thank you.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
i mean i have low self esteem so sometimes its nice to just know i could fuck someone if i wanted, even if i know im not gonna do it. Like i never got this much attention before n idk why. Im only a slightly less fat version of the same mopey junkie i was 10 years ago. Broken people just kinda gravitate towards me.
Well the thing about females in my mind is that they're essentially archetypes in their utility to males. Of course everyone is different but so many women are similar or have overlapping qualities at least in how they are understood and interacted with.
What I'm getting at is by fucking bitch A you are potentially fucking a plethora of women like her. You have taken her soul and now have the power to make the legs shake of every girl with 51% overlapping qualities she has. Just know you now have that power, validation is unnecessary if it isn't leading to a positive outcome for yourself (and ideally them as well). You honestly have alot of good qualities that my fruity ass can see over the internet and its sad u weren't being appreciated for so long. Might be why unappreciated women are coming onto yoy and you accidentally know how to unlock them and make them open up. Just have to know what you are seeking. If it's attention, that should be as easy for you as opening up to someone who is willing to spend time with you. The rest will come as u figure out what u want beyond that. Effort/risk/reward etc. Rewrite your narrative where you're not telling yourself you were a fat mopey junkie, you were someone lost who didn't know a way out, which is likely much closer to the truth.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
My thought was if he has her phone, he can read the texts n see shes been throwing pussy as me for a couple months n i was always just like “ idk if ur husband would appreciate you trying to get me to come in ur hot tub while hes golfing”. Ive basically been a glorified marriage counselor. She even a bit a huge bruise on my bicep when i wouldnt let her whip my dick out, Like if a 40 year old man wants to blame me for his hoe wife n their midlife crisis idk what to say that wouldnt hurt his feelings.
LOL he prolly read the text where she said he had a tiny useless dick. Fuck that must suck. Id totally let him beat me up if it gave him some dignity back.
You are a yoga and MDMA couples retreat in human form. In California you should have 8 figures and a compound with those kinds of skills. Develop a program, get some testimonials and grow your hair down to your ass. Thank me later in cheque form
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Originally posted by Incessant
I love watching the DHers learn our norms, rules, and lore. Even DHers now know not to click links (because they saw NISers say it over and over that they aren't clicking, I bet some don't even know why to not click). It's like a nature program but with autists and geriatrics.
To be fair some of the DHrs were and are certainly smart enough to have already known that but your observation definitely applies to someone like stL who mindlessly copies pastes and clicks pretty much anything.
TBH he probably just posted that he wasn't gonna click that to try and save face, but he absolutely clicked it the second he saw it.
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2022-01-25 at 11:29 PM UTC
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PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I CRIED OUT WITH A HAVENT U PPL EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOT DANG DOOR
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