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So her husband came to visit me at work

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Bradley Get a hold of him and ask him if he ever seen cuckold porn ask him if. He. Wants his wife fucked. Right he can make sure. Not your moms property /house but I know you know

    Yeah honestly i kinda thought thats what was transpiring bc he was on the phone with her a few times when she was lingering around waiting for me to get off work N i was like “maybe hes waiting for some stand-in cock”. Idk man old people are WEIRD COOCOOOOOOO
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    But don't get your hopes up but we no longer do background checks or paperwork due to covid
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    Dude sorry my hands started hurting so if if she's already f****** making fun of him she's obviously making fun of him for the same things when they fight so obviously he knows this is a thing and he probably doesn't get laid but you need to do is use that your advantage and put into her mind that she and you want him to want this to and you can make this into something really cool. For awhile
  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    If he eats her out and feels included you can probably move out your mom's and if you running her mind by then just evict him when you get bored. Doesn't seem like wifey material but fun for you

    Do his kids know u yet
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    I am a snakey individual but shit I'm giving you the advice I'd gamble for and if it don't work out move back in your mom's like I did.

    I love meeting new people and making memories theyll always have of Toro Johnson or whatever
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Bradley If he eats her out and feels included you can probably move out your mom's and if you running her mind by then just evict him when you get bored. Doesn't seem like wifey material but fun for you

    Do his kids know u yet

    Yeah she brought her kids to work she says the house is in her name n shell take care of me and give me a job lol. Like what a shitty fantasy to have, shacking up with the UPS dude. Honestly the kids are lil fucks the 5 year old still shits his pants and threw an apple at his mom the other day bc he wanted nuggets n I was like “that lil nigga needs his ass beat”.
  7. #27
    I wonder if i should emasculate him further by just sending him a picture of my cock?

    And then just resend the same photo like 25 times n be like “shit my bad my phones glitching out srry”

    N then the same photo another 40 times until he sets the house on fire with all of them in it
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  8. #28
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It sounds like you are a very sweet guy who is naturally empathetic so fucked up types congregate to you. So California. Idk why you are talking to the woman besides empathy if you're not fucking her and not actively trying to. If it's causing you stress it's not worth it and a guy saying my addy in a menacing way would honestly make me want to hurt him very badly but everyone has different living situations. You should probably fuck her on camera and send it to him just for that. She sounds like she would be super down for it
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  9. #29
    i mean i have low self esteem so sometimes its nice to just know i could fuck someone if i wanted, even if i know im not gonna do it. Like i never got this much attention before n idk why. Im only a slightly less fat version of the same mopey junkie i was 10 years ago. Broken people just kinda gravitate towards me.
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    I Always imagined you to be quite slow irl not like dull but like a fat guy who doesn't hurry, ever.

    Think tort told me you were gonna walk a block a day for your health when you the chat and you came back with snacks and cammed up
  11. #31
    Kafka sweaty
    I think you should get guard dogs it sounds like he did something to her. It reminds me of 1Q84 when the husband tells the man his wife is irretrievably lost.
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    Like eeee,oooor from Winnie the Pooh that's your spirit animal.

    I mean you are a nice fellow.

    Why not get dude out of her life and become her best friend and enrich her life. If someone is half way nice to me I'll befriend anyone that doesn't use heroin.
  13. #33
    Bradley Florida Man
    Like eeee,oooor from Winnie the Pooh that's your spirit animal.

    I mean you are a nice fellow.

    Why not get dude out of her life and become her best friend and enrich her life. If someone is half way nice to me I'll befriend anyone that doesn't use heroin.

    Originally posted by Kafka I think you should get guard dogs it sounds like he did something to her. It reminds me of 1Q84 when the husband tells the man his wife is irretrievably lost.

    Shes on the police force.
  14. #34
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked i mean i have low self esteem so sometimes its nice to just know i could fuck someone if i wanted, even if i know im not gonna do it. Like i never got this much attention before n idk why. Im only a slightly less fat version of the same mopey junkie i was 10 years ago. Broken people just kinda gravitate towards me.

    Well the thing about females in my mind is that they're essentially archetypes in their utility to males. Of course everyone is different but so many women are similar or have overlapping qualities at least in how they are understood and interacted with.

    What I'm getting at is by fucking bitch A you are potentially fucking a plethora of women like her. You have taken her soul and now have the power to make the legs shake of every girl with 51% overlapping qualities she has. Just know you now have that power, validation is unnecessary if it isn't leading to a positive outcome for yourself (and ideally them as well). You honestly have alot of good qualities that my fruity ass can see over the internet and its sad u weren't being appreciated for so long. Might be why unappreciated women are coming onto yoy and you accidentally know how to unlock them and make them open up. Just have to know what you are seeking. If it's attention, that should be as easy for you as opening up to someone who is willing to spend time with you. The rest will come as u figure out what u want beyond that. Effort/risk/reward etc. Rewrite your narrative where you're not telling yourself you were a fat mopey junkie, you were someone lost who didn't know a way out, which is likely much closer to the truth.
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  15. #35
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley Like eeee,oooor from Winnie the Pooh that's your spirit animal.

    I want to hug this sentence
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Bradley I Always imagined you to be quite slow irl not like dull but like a fat guy who doesn't hurry, ever.

    Think tort told me you were gonna walk a block a day for your health when you the chat and you came back with snacks and cammed up

    Nah im like a grizzle bear or groot. Im not quick but i observe everything. I lost 100 lb n got my grill fixed during covid i think thats why all the middle aged women want me to put babies in em n shit i got those berzerker genes
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  17. #37
    Originally posted by Kafka I think you should get guard dogs it sounds like he did something to her. It reminds me of 1Q84 when the husband tells the man his wife is irretrievably lost.

    I got guns instead but it would be a fantastic excuse to get a pupper
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  18. #38
    Originally posted by Sudo Well the thing about females in my mind is that they're essentially archetypes in their utility to males. Of course everyone is different but so many women are similar or have overlapping qualities at least in how they are understood and interacted with.

    What I'm getting at is by fucking bitch A you are potentially fucking a plethora of women like her. You have taken her soul and now have the power to make the legs shake of every girl with 51% overlapping qualities she has. Just know you now have that power, validation is unnecessary if it isn't leading to a positive outcome for yourself (and ideally them as well). You honestly have alot of good qualities that my fruity ass can see over the internet and its sad u weren't being appreciated for so long. Might be why unappreciated women are coming onto yoy and you accidentally know how to unlock them and make them open up. Just have to know what you are seeking. If it's attention, that should be as easy for you as opening up to someone who is willing to spend time with you. The rest will come as u figure out what u want beyond that. Effort/risk/reward etc. Rewrite your narrative where you're not telling yourself you were a fat mopey junkie, you were someone lost who didn't know a way out, which is likely much closer to the truth.

    It kinda feels like im just living out the 20s i lost to heroin, in as condensed n normal a way as possible. But its also leading to some really dumb shit. A girl told me im a black belt in emotional jiu jitsu, and i think that statement is accurate as fuck. When youre tuned into pain and sadness you just kind of know what unlocks people. Like being a sexy con man, but i dont even try to do anything imjust genuineky want everyone to be happy and okay
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  19. #39
    I honestly think you should kill everyone else involved
  20. #40
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Ya if someone was with me for twenty years and we established a family and she fucked that off to sleep with her coworker at pizza hut I'd lose it but honestly as I'm thinking about it. I wouldn't enter into your life, I'd definitely beat my wife for infidelity in a marriage.

    After everything I mean if ppl wanna say I'm a woman beater because I shaped a bitch for stealing or cheating or hitting the kids in the face fuck em I'll slap them too.

    The only way to beat a woman is to put on your hat and walk out the door.
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