What do turtles use to communicate?
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Originally posted by WellHung
people who laugh like the late Douglas Monks.
I think he was early actually
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2022-01-10 at 4:24 PM UTC
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PT Curiser, yes or no?
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Dude are you a complete idiot? Pt cruisers are absolute pieces of shit
I watched one of my friends drive one into the fucking dirt within a couple months
Once again fona
TOYOTA/LEXUS OR HONDA/ACURA OR NOTHING
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2022-01-10 at 3:10 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
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Avant garde shartist
Originally posted by aldra
then why did you rush to her defence
Bc I’m a prince and that’s what a knight in shining armor does. Idk I just think it’s dumb to nag her the way you do sometimes.
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2022-01-10 at 2:59 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by CandyRein
I've never read the book I've heard the quote from but I've always perceived the abyss to be a void or a reflection…
That's probably wrong but I woulda put a heart emoji at the end any damn way …
totally honestly, I wasn't even ripping you when I asked if you knew what it meant
it just confused me that you put a heart after it because it's a pretty dark thing to think about
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femdon it's like femdom but involves a student master relationship with an older female crime boss type figure that lures you in with her feminine wiles and convinces you to carry that kilogram of cocaine across town for her and rewards you with hard and rough painful sex
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2022-01-06 at 10:09 PM UTC
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Shes extorting me now guys
Can't extort the willing.
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Fuuck that's the first time I've had to edit a post in YEARS. I still hold the record for most consecutive non-edited posts though. Champion of the world. Thank you.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
My kitty is cuddling with me guiz
My friend's 17 yr old alfa male KITTY had to be laid to rest last week, and she also has this other 2 yr old female kitty that has always been reluctant to do cuddles and be all lovey dovey, but within one day if his death, she was zoomying all around her place and being crazy and then being EXTREMELY CUDDLY to my friend and acting like ways she has NEVER acted before. It's actually pretty crazy considering she can't technically even know that the other cat died, but she clearly does. Cat-like intuition or whatever. She's being the cutest friendliest purriest most adorable cat now as if she knows that's exactly what my friend needs. It's pretty adorable really. Smart little girl.
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2022-01-06 at 2:34 PM UTC
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Sad update
Scat play, it's what's for lunch.
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I thought you'd never ask.
Please, cut me open and have your way with my insides. I have no qualms with you living inside my body on display.
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Literally every time you think you've cracked some code on who a poster is you are wrong.
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Originally posted by Bigboi71
Interesting, but why would she kill you? Hmmm?
Because she is a wolf and I am made of meat.
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Originally posted by Bigboi71
Tl:dr I wanna fuck a foxgirl
I want to bridal carry my foxgirl waifu
To the bedroom, I want to sit her on the bed and then I want to sit next to her, then I want to kiss her deeply then begin kissing her all over, giving her playful nipples on her neck and ear, as I do this I undress her and kiss her, then I play with and suck on her nipples a bit and kiss her belly and remove her panties, then I penetrate her, as we fuck she leg locks me, as we climax we do a big sloppy kiss and I come inside her. Afterwords we cuddle with my head on her breast and we fall asleep.
I’m sorry about you reading that it’s probably cringe
I want the wolfgirl to cuddle me for ten minutes and then rip me to pieces
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2021-12-31 at 10:42 PM UTC
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RIP Betty White
frala
Avant garde shartist
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2 years of probation and time served because she's a woman.
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I had to tell a girl i really liked something that really hurt her, and i have to tell a girl i was just passing time with that i may have given her an std now too.
I just feel so fucking gross inside. I miss drugs so i wouldnt have to feel this shit.
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
I dont even like her. Thats the worst part. So not fucking worth it. And now anybody i actually give a shit about i gotta broach this fucking topic with. I barely get laid as it is. Im just kind of in disbelief what fucking shitty decisions i still manage to make, and that after going so long without sex, this happened. Im just tired. I just wanted to feel good and do the things i missed doing when i was strung out all through my 20s.
You still can Casper! My best friend has been married to her hubby for 25 years, and he had herpes when she met him. They used protection and/or just didn’t have sex during an active break out. They’ve been together and very sexually active all this time and she has never gotten it! Valtex keeps the break outs away!
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