He gave me a bunch of Pocky and Koalas and a cute Hello Kitty hoodie!
I love you Santa-san. 🥰
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How likely is it that even mediocre men pretending to be mediocre women will make a lot of money on only fans because of your people and their spending power?
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
oh yeah, I totally understand that it's my own fault for allowing them that power, but goddamn
Originally posted by Wariat
and one you just met or barley knew or firet time was naked with where she didnt even suck on it but looked the whole time in your eyes and slid her toune up and down the dick just many times looking st you and you were wondering wtf is going on here?
like a seriously retarded child writing his first Penthouse letter
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2021-12-15 at 11:11 AM UTC
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Battle of the Pies
I made apple. Thank this post 4 pics
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2021-12-15 at 5:26 AM UTC
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i am so fucking lonely
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2021-11-30 at 7:18 PM UTC
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Job Hunting Thread
You shouldn't need to hunt for a job, employers should be headhunting you.
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2021-11-26 at 6:57 AM UTC
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You ever go horny surfing?
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
no but sometimes I like to guess at how hard they might struggle if they woke up to a pillow to the face
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2021-11-23 at 6:39 PM UTC
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Drunk Fred
frala
Avant garde shartist
Excuse me..the CERTAIN GENTLEMAN
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2021-11-23 at 6:38 PM UTC
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Drunk Fred
frala
Avant garde shartist
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2021-11-23 at 6:26 PM UTC
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Drunk Fred
frala
Avant garde shartist
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
You're Octavian.
Octavian is autistic and couldn’t stop himself from parroting the same dumb insults non-stop. I’m assuming he’s either sober or dead. That’s not Octavian.
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2021-11-23 at 2:02 AM UTC
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Drunk Fred
Wait Grylls doesn't drink?
Yes... It is strange him posting in the drunk thread off all places.
Hmmmm.
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Nigger I keep Tillamook ON HAND. Who do you think you’re talking to like that?
I’ll slap you with this thick cut sharp cheddar
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Good Thai has to come from a shit hole. That is just the way. If we Americanized a Thai restaurant it would be pretty and the food would taste like ass.
So I’ll drive for an hour for my coconut milk soup. We make a pretty decent curry too.
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Originally posted by Incessant
Is this a fonaplats style post or do you actually love us? Because I don’t want to say it back if it was a joke.
Yeah. Like if he's not sincere and we put a ring on him, we're fucked.
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What even happened to Larry? I mean I'm glad he's gone but there a story? Did he lose his mind or go to jail or something?
*Checks the NIS watchmans times register*
Looks up.... Oh he's HERE. Oh.
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We will for real. Lanny and I use to mail each other stuff all the time.
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Send me your residential address and we will send you a package with little hand drawn hearts and confetti inside.
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2021-11-20 at 3:01 PM UTC
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Is it gay to get rimmed?
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
if you meet a girl for the first time and she agrees to lick your asshole, it's not because she's into you, it's because she's into being degraded
you won't be the first or last, nor will it be the worst thing she's done
either that or she's probably going to rob you
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