2023-09-24 at 2:31 AM UTC
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Drunk Fred
Everyone stop fighting with speedy in my Freds.
None, because I forgot my tweeds at home and I’m staying at my moms house.
2023-09-23 at 7:26 PM UTC
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Drunk Fred
I was in rare form this Thursday. Puked my guts up in the Whataburger bathroom and kind of mad that none of my girl friends came to check on me. Spent the whole next day sleeping.
I think what happened is 1) I’d been day drinking earlier and thought since I stopped for a while it wouldn’t matter 2) I barely ate at lunch and then had one piece of pizza for dinner. 3) I usually drink tequila and light beer and I had a shot with Jameson in it and a drink that was given to me that was whisky and soda water.
Basically brown liquor and I are just a no go ever from now on.
I drank way more the night before and I never even got buzzed. How does this happen?
Cooking my sister and I lunch
2023-09-23 at 1:19 PM UTC
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folie a trois
I wish I understood why men don’t have a problem with their gfs hooking up with other women but it seems to be common. And I agree with her, if my relationship ended I would probably end up with a woman next. Mainly because I haven’t fully tried it yet, the relationship bit. I can finally claim to not be a fake lesbian though because I went down on my roomate (but I barely remember it and don’t remember her turn with me). And apparently I was good at it which is what has kept me from trying this whole time (I don’t like doing things I’m bad at)
Also I think I would find penetration more intimate than oral. Because it’s like as close as you possibly could be ya know?
Definitely do not go down this path unless if you’re ready for your relationship to end and to see a fire show before that happens.
My new boyfriend has been told by about 6 different women now if he doesn’t treat me right they are going to steal me or in Bree’s case she’s just gonna do it cuz she can and to fuck with him (they have a sibling relationship where they constantly flick each other off and act like they hate each other)
Apparently he had a dream about me and the girl we are house sitting for right now and I told him “that will never happen only because I already know she and I would light the world on fire if that ever happened”
If a threesome ever happened I would probably have the same rules. Almost a stranger, none of our friends, and honestly I’m so jealous he’d probably only get to watch and that’s it. And if they ever hooked up away from me it would be over. Also she would have to be my type which is definitely not his type. And he’d have to deal with that.
