Big mad I got no honorable mentions
2024-04-29 at 8:56 PM UTC
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Getting into chokewanking
I am, but it’s not as fun when you do it to yourself. Also if you do it too much you have a harder time getting off without it.
Wow I’m reading The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath and when she’s getting electroshock therapy she said “wheee-eee-eeee” and this just adds a new layer of complexity to everything.
No wonder there was an angry black man screaming in my head today….
2024-04-19 at 4:33 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Jesus finny. Obsessed much? I miss when you were banned. I didn’t have to read the forum expecting to have to scroll fast to not process these images.
Honestly I think the only reason I didn’t get into trouble was because my parents were so old school and strict.
I couldn’t go to friends houses on school nights. I had to do my homework first then when getting home not later. I had to go to bed on time even in high school I was expected to be going to bed by 11:00. I could only spend one weekend night at a friends every weekend. And my parents just regularly told me no for no reason other than to teach me that happens in the world everything isn’t fair. I couldn’t have boys in my room with the door closed and I had to ask permission before any boy or any friend ever came over. My parents were one generation older than other people by age but I’m kind of grateful for it. Because I still found a way to rebel and get into trouble but it could have been so much worse.
You need to try and find a way to teach her that sex isn’t bad or shameful but there’s a time and place for it. And it shouldn’t become an addiction. Like a button to push to get a dopamine hit and oxytocin hit. Working towards goals and knowing yourself as a person and having fulfilling relationships will make you happier long term more than the instant gratification of sex and relationships.
2024-03-04 at 5:29 PM UTC
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I never achieve an orgasm.
That’s funny because last time my partner lost count after 21. My old record in one session was 5, so let’s just say I’m a very happy person these days.
2024-01-23 at 8:32 AM UTC
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Trying LSD for the first time
My old GM told a story about being chased by stray dogs on a beach on a bicycle on his way to work every day and how he couldn’t get away because it was a beach. And he was on a bicycle. And it was the dumbest story I’ve ever heard. And now you just read all of this which means you essentially heard it too and imparting that misery on you makes me happy.
I took a trip to Cali to hang out with my Cali friends but like all dreams where I take a trip I forgot to book my flight home. And I had to take my neighbors dogs out the next day so my choices were to either buy a really expensive ticket home or to stay a while or a month or forever as I so often want to in these dreams. I was there with my ex and he was trying to get me back for some reason. And I was entertaining it but I knew I wouldn’t do it and I’d still end up breaking his heart again. We were in some high school class for some reason and the teacher was just letting them play endless hip hop videos (turns out that was because there was rap music playing on my Alexa while I was sleeping and dreaming.) I found the biggest nug I’d ever seen and sealed it in some plastic. And I also somewhat found a way home but it would require swimming through the ocean with my friend from Tick Tock and also for some reason I had a cello in a case I was going to have to swim with. But then we’d end up on a cruise to Mexico which would drop me off in my home state which is kinda close to Mexico.
Smoking a cig in front of the piercing shop wishing I had someone to pop the top back onto my stud for me right now instead of later.
