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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Damn lil bromo gettin me biscuit all torqued GOLLY.

    We gonna have to have the Better Bourguingnon Boys Battle thread pretty soon

    Can we make this a YouTube channel?
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  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao wthšŸ˜‚

    Well gone head then šŸ’“

    Not demon hour šŸ˜…

    Iā€™ll DM you the insta to watch if you want to tune in
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein In a candlelit bubble bath having the time of my life

    Yaaasss

    Iā€™m parked in my parking lot waiting to go live for demon hour
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Despondent
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Wow that guy is even taller than my 6ā€™8 boyfriend lol. I feel like Iā€™m the same size as him until I look at how his femur is almost the length of my whole leg.
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Mal for president
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Iā€™ve never had beef borg.

    I make chicken noodle soup, chicken biryani, knock off P.F. Changā€™s chicken lettuce cups, and Hawiiian pulled pork in my instant pot.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox How do I conquer the worldā€¦

    Idk brain
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Ok, if someone can teach me how to post images and this time I promise Iā€™ll actually pay attentionā€¦.

    Iā€™ll post photos of how these came out and Iā€™ll revive this thread with new posts every week.
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    I can two step now. And Iā€™ve been teaching other women how to.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Watching my neighbors dogs at the park.
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein No but I am soon now

    I donā€™t know how I didnā€™t hear about it sooner.
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    šŸ’“

    Yo, but have you tried cheese curds dipped in the vanilla custard?
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Iā€™m about to make an eggplant curry dish as well as brocolli cheddar soup and enchiladas so I donā€™t have to cook all week
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Generally i feel like latinas have nicer asses

    Heard
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Annoyed the shit out of vigo mortenson (sp) when I was 16 because he was shopping in disguise and bought every Godiva chocolate bar in the music section cash wrap and I didnā€™t know how to use the quantity key yet so I scanned every single one.

    I out awkwarded Michael cera at a screening of Scott pilgrim vs the world.

    Told Jason schwartzman congrats on his new baby and also managed to sound dumb about not knowing the after party venue was in the same parking lot.

    Got an autograph from Mike the Situation before he got sober.

    Got something signed by James marsden and talked to him about being a fellow Leo.

    And famous is a stretch but I moderate for a foodie tick tocker who has 600k followers. And I met him last summer in SoCal and got into a food festival for free.
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    I posted for a day and got bored and left. Hope yā€™all have fun over there tho.

    And be sure to post in the ā€œcrossover couples threadā€ if anyone makes a love connection.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Iā€™m actually really traumatized by a dream I just had ..Iā€™m so glad I was woken up because WTH

    I have never in my life had a dream like that

    Your abilities might be growing at an exponential pace right now. Iā€™m seeing it all over. Sorry you had a jarring dream though.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    I was just saying these are the end times.
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