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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    None because I’m trying to quit the tweeds
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’ll never forget when fona was building a desk at his old house on tiny chat and he took out the ceiling tiles because the piece of wood was too big.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Mal would not run a greasy spoon she would make the flapjacks with sweet potato a nd the eggs would be vegan.

    Accurate post is accurate
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Going to the gym at this fancy hotel because I can’t stand any of the bitches at this girls night. But someone paid for this real so I’m getting all benefits.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Gf said women have a hard time enjoying oral bc you guys are so self conscious and in your heads all the time, so you need words of affirmation n shit. I thought that would be annoying. Like the same way i feel about a girl saying “Yah ooh fuck my lil pussy with that big cock daddy”. I guess thats why you guys get off to romance novels n stuff. Every day you learn something new. I just assumed women knew, if it doesnt taste/smell good, imma just be like “Know whatd be hot right now? We ahould jump in the shower together”. I dont want editorializing when im getting my dick sucked just the quiet natural sounds of the gluckgluck9000.


    I guess that’s true but I’d say that only happens with a brand new partner or when you’re younger and more insecure. You need to be complimenting her more and making her feel secure if she still feels this way year into the relationship.
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Good. Killed the karaoke contest. Ive never sung that well before, i dont think. Acoustics and sound system were great. Was super clear n hit all my notes and runs. Ofc i was ready to fall over from all the G i took in the car, but it seemed to loosen up my throat pussy. I didnt buy a single drink for myself all night. Im so critical of myself all the time, and it felt good to have people turn to each other and mouth “holy shit” during my performances. Or buy me a couple drinks for the road as they were closing out their tab. If i win next week I get $500.

    That’s awesome. My kj forces my friend and I to sing somebody I use to know every time. He takes the background vocals out so it’s just us.

    I need to send you a video. There’s a country band that plays the first of the month and they did Tennessee whisky with a really good saxophone player.
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I guess it’s a good thing I’m not in a relationship with a Gemini. Did u know yhat absh sbd?



    It was an engagement party for one of my friends and there were a couple of spots for photos.

    Cool! I meant what did you cook. I know you’re a dank home cooks
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    ooOooO what is she making/setting up? Is there a Photo Booth?
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor so basically, like-a-said, you literary remind me of an older version of me, when i was a younger man *this is how, u remind me…. this is how u remind me..

    so what are we cooking this weekend fruys? im gonna order a knife and a sharpener cause i borrowed a knife and it waS too dull to cut the salt porn ( I USED SALTPORK INSTEAD OF BACON, i think bacon woulda been mo-betta ) so i got wicked-frustrated and hashe-slingeing-slashed my saltPORK and almost had a konyption-fit but then i digressed.

    and THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT

    I got a new knife set on sale at world market for $80 from $150. 8 pieces and one of those pieces is kitchen scissors with a wood block for it to all go in.

    I’m probably not cooking this weekend tho.
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Me taking a bunch of drugs and attempting french cuisine while answering prompts about current events would be a fantastic channel

    Yeah let’s do it
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Damn lil bromo gettin me biscuit all torqued GOLLY.

    We gonna have to have the Better Bourguingnon Boys Battle thread pretty soon

    Can we make this a YouTube channel?
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
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  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao wth😂

    Well gone head then 💓

    Not demon hour 😅

    I’ll DM you the insta to watch if you want to tune in
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein In a candlelit bubble bath having the time of my life

    Yaaasss

    I’m parked in my parking lot waiting to go live for demon hour
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Despondent
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Wow that guy is even taller than my 6’8 boyfriend lol. I feel like I’m the same size as him until I look at how his femur is almost the length of my whole leg.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Mal for president
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’ve never had beef borg.

    I make chicken noodle soup, chicken biryani, knock off P.F. Chang’s chicken lettuce cups, and Hawiiian pulled pork in my instant pot.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox How do I conquer the world…

    Idk brain
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Ok, if someone can teach me how to post images and this time I promise I’ll actually pay attention….

    I’ll post photos of how these came out and I’ll revive this thread with new posts every week.
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