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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm /*crickets dummy

    If you’re talking to me I stopped responding because I’m not Risir. Like now I’m looking at my posts wondering why I’m Risir.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    The Chef and Brewer. It says it on the window...

    Why did you ask this question?
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G

    That is hideous
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol I know I’m a quandary 😇

    This is the first time you’ve ever responded to me positively. I must be on to something and you find yourself cute for it.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Tell a very short story from this week, month, year with not much context. See who gets the most thanks for their not so creative writing.
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya right…stuff it in ur diaper. Crybaby

    Who hurt you? No shade, but I would really love to know what keeps you stuck on crackhead rage. studying the degenerates out here is interesting enough but... you’re on another level.

    Are you actually really nice and accommodating IRL and this is the one place you can troll and let it out? Or do people see the same energy from you in the streets?
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Could’ve done all three.

    Woke up too late. Had a cortado and sushi.

    Next weekend tho...
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Go to a lunchin' instead. Isn't that what ya'll southern folk do?

    A luncheon is more of a formal event serving lunch plates for a specific purpose. Like a church fundraiser or a charity event that’s educational. Not really date worthy... plus people in the south majorly fuck with brunch. Chimkin and waffles and stuff, flavored French toast, mimosas with juice fleets.

    Damn.. now I wish I was at brunch but gym and pool are more in the cards for me today.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
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  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood guess waht im making

    Wait... wait... Mac n cheese
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood guess waht im making

    A cake
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    One time I drank too much champagne and started fights with everyone in my apartment and the cops came and they didn’t really care and then left. I can attest it was one of the worst hang overs of my life.
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm not Captain Falcon.

    Oh. I didn’t think so. I just thought I saw someone else call you falcon
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ C'mon, now.

    Cmon what? So you’re captain falcon? Idk why I thought you were speckles.
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
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  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Just go wave the gun in his face, make him piss himself, and tell him you’ll be back on the same day of every year and he’ll never know which one is the day you actually pull the trigger. And then walk out. Make sure he doesn’t recognize your voice.

    Then give the key to someone else to have their own fun.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny It’s like an open container thing to hold salt that has some kind of overhang over the salt so it doesn’t get dust in it

    Like a fancier salt cellar... wtf
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about Brokeback Mountain?

    Never seen it
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    I watched all of breaking bad just in time to watch the finale live. 10/10 would recommend.
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Putting away groceries.
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