Posts by Incessant

1. 2021-09-25 at 4:43 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I know but im tryna be better yadig?

   
   Yeah that’s why you kill the hangover with one beer and then don’t drink again.
2. 2021-09-25 at 4:40 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked thinking about whether i can leave work a couple hrs early today bc im hungover as shit

   
   Sneak a beer to feel better
3. 2021-09-25 at 4:40 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Incessant African Astronaut
   God you’re insufferable. This place is poison for that ego of yours.
4. 2021-09-25 at 4:36 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I deleted all the text messages and call log so i can hopefully forget how much of a cringey faggot i am, but idk if thats gonna do it. I just have no fucking chill when it comes to beautiful women

   
   Just remind yourself everyone is insecure about something. Even beautiful women. They aren’t perfect.
   
   That should take the pressure off.
5. 2021-09-25 at 4:33 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Incessant African Astronaut
   I know you mentioned mermaids in your post. But I don’t like inaccuracy and you said the symbol for your sign was two mermaids swimming. It’s not.
   
   Pisces, a water sign, is the last constellation of the zodiac. It's symbolized by two fish swimming in opposite directions, representing the constant division of Pisces's attention between fantasy and reality.
   
   I don’t need attention I just like facts to be straight. Any time I can help educate someone I will.
6. 2021-09-25 at 4:19 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked cringing at the text messages i wake up to find ive sent when i was drunk. Can i install one of those ignition interlock devices on my phone? Or at least eternal sunshine of the spotless mind my brain?

   
   Nope. That’s part of that devil alcohol. You gotta live with what you did. Last time I was drunk I threw a drink for no good reason.
7. 2021-09-25 at 4:15 PM UTC in Slept too early, awake too early
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wake up at 3am

   
   Oh. Yeah. I just went back to sleep and had weird dreams.
8. 2021-09-25 at 4:14 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein At first you were thanking post for my attention but that didn’t work so you just decided to insult about something you know nothing about
   
   
   You got that attention now fly away retard …

   
   Bro show me where it says mermaids for Pisces
9. 2021-09-25 at 12:38 PM UTC in Slept too early, awake too early
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Tell me about it

   
   about it
10. 2021-09-25 at 12:32 PM UTC in Slept too early, awake too early
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I do that every day

    
    Rob the dollar store?
11. 2021-09-25 at 12:21 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Weird sex

    
    Weird science
12. 2021-09-25 at 12:20 PM UTC in Slept too early, awake too early
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm also not a triangle. Ok go to the dollar tree and purchase all the cough syrup they have and go downtown and give it to homeless people

    
    But that wasn’t one of the options. So no
13. 2021-09-25 at 12:13 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you bad at it?

    
    I’d assume so considering I’m not even real.
14. 2021-09-25 at 12:12 PM UTC in Slept too early, awake too early
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Go to the Dollar Tree and steal a bunch of cough syrup and drink it and make a series of syrup posts here and spell a bunch of words wrong and weird

    
    That sounds difficult. I’m not in the business of difficult. Also I’m not a triangalist.
15. 2021-09-25 at 12:10 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes I will have sex with you.

    
    You probably do need to have sex with someone. I don’t suggest myself.
16. 2021-09-25 at 12:05 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Finding Nemo but Nemo is an emotional teenager fresh into puberty and he has really bad acne and gets embarrassed and hides from everyone and they all look for him but they can't find him because he killed himself and buried himself in a shallow grave in the scraggly woods and that's the last place anyone looks

    
    This post doesn’t make me worry about you any less.
17. 2021-09-25 at 11:59 AM UTC in Slept too early, awake too early
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Decide what I do next...
    
    Masterbate in an attempt to fall back asleep
    
    Go get breakfast and a coffee
18. 2021-09-25 at 11:53 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CandyRein It’s funny how everything is so connected… a sea goddess is a mermaid..my astrological sign is Two mermaids swimming in opposite directions…
    
    Everything in life is just a circle…

    
    They’re fish. Not fucking mermaids. Fake astrology band wagoner....
19. 2021-09-25 at 10:33 AM UTC in My dog is sick.
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I’m sorry Fona. We are here for you.
20. 2021-09-24 at 11:05 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Delta 8 disposable