Posts by Incessant

1. 2021-09-03 at 4:52 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Buying a few things I need at Whole Foods
2. 2021-09-03 at 3:41 PM UTC in I got banned from reddit
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny his mom called the bobbies to do a welfare check on him again.
   
   

   
   I read this as boobies. People should do welfare check with boobies more often. Prolly a better success rate of people not suiciding if they did that.
3. 2021-09-02 at 3:20 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Meikai I drank 2 forties of OE and masturbated last night. 🥴

   
   Eyyyooooo
4. 2021-09-02 at 3:20 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Eyyyoooo this post sponsored by tequila
5. 2021-09-01 at 4:53 PM UTC in He Doesn’t Look a Thing Like Jesus (cigreting fred)
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Are you talking about how men choose girls?
   
   It should be men looking at other guys and knocking legos aside (and wtf when it come to lego?).
   
   It should be considered is grown men sweeping immature 20 or 22 year old girls set aside.

   
   Why is this so challenging for you?
   
   I took song lyrics that were clearly lodged in my head for some reason and changed the words to talk about legos because Gryllz and Cig are friends.
   
   I mentioned making a mix probably because the song was lodged in my head
   
   And then I referenced common posting topics for cig
   
   This is a troll. You wasted time trying to understand a nonsensical troll. Probably a bad troll but whatever.
6. 2021-09-01 at 4:50 PM UTC in He Doesn’t Look a Thing Like Jesus (cigreting fred)
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Wots a salt pig? Is it like a salt block but shaped like a pig?
   
   Who should I mimic next out of boredom? Cigreting obviously didn’t appreciate this masterpiece.
7. 2021-08-30 at 10:57 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Incessant African Astronaut
   How peaceful this pool is
8. 2021-08-30 at 6:21 AM UTC in Have any of you used PCP
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I smoked pot in my youth. And drank beer. Stopped when I grew up by age 17. Then like a fucking idiot I tried crank one time.
   
   Shit is evil.
   
   Why do people do hard drugs for?
   
   You should love yourselves

   
   “You should love yourselves” says a literal skitzo who refuses to get medicated and just annoys the shit out of everyone here. Is there anyone in your life you’ve ever come into contact with that didn’t eventually find you to be a major pain in the ass?
9. 2021-08-30 at 6:17 AM UTC in jean shorts aka JEARTS are cool
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor i built some out of blue jeans now im thinkin about making some out of black jeans. also maybe out of whyte jeans but i never had any white jeans before yet but a lot of cool people have worn them before
   
   edit - the bad thing i think about white jeans is like why i dont really wear much white clothes.. which is because its easy to mess them up and get them dirty soooooo

   
   That’s the point of white clothing. To tell everyone nonverbally how wealthy, whimsical, and cool you are. It doesn’t matter if you mess up your white pants. You’ll just accept the chaos of the universe and buy more.
10. 2021-08-29 at 10:51 PM UTC in My dick tingled for two days
    Incessant African Astronaut
    There’s usually a tingling sensation before a herpes outbreak. Good luck.
11. 2021-08-29 at 10:50 PM UTC in Making a Fonaplats Fred 8-27-21
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Maybe you don't realise how quickly the stakes are escalating right now.

    
    The steaks of what?
12. 2021-08-29 at 10:48 PM UTC in He Doesn’t Look a Thing Like Jesus (cigreting fred)
    Incessant African Astronaut
    But he builds lego sets like a gentleman.
    I made you a mix grillz, buddy. Well I started too but then I did some drugz and decided to make some incoherent threads and hate on women.
    
    Signed,
    Your little Vegetable Lasagna
13. 2021-08-29 at 10:44 PM UTC in Making a Fonaplats Fred 8-27-21
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump JFC just make your own posts. His posts don't stop you making your own.

    
    Jenuinely didn’t expect this post to trigger someone. It’s just a bit of fun mate....
14. 2021-08-29 at 12:43 PM UTC in Making a Fonaplats Fred 8-27-21
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor hello chuck

    
    Hello clarice
15. 2021-08-29 at 2:09 AM UTC in I pissed the bed!!!
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ajax Yes, absolutely.

    
    Did you make the dick tingling thread before or after this exchange?
16. 2021-08-28 at 11:04 PM UTC in Making a Fonaplats Fred 8-27-21
    Incessant African Astronaut
    I guess I live in the past. Alexa wouldn’t tell me what day it is cuz she’s a bitch.
17. 2021-08-28 at 11:02 PM UTC in Making a Fonaplats Fred 8-27-21
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Woke up from a long sleep and chugged an IPA
    Went to WholeFoods and got some coffee and provisions
    Came home and did the dishes before I made some cilantro lime shrimp bowls
    Worked out and then jumped in the pool with my clothes on
    Some people looked at me weird but fuck them
    Then I picked up some free coffee creamer and took a shower
    Now I’m gonna get stoned and game. But first I have to hang Chelles TV because we all know Fona won’t be able to do it. In a few hours he’ll post a long update about what kept him from getting it on the wall.
    
    Whose posting style should I copy next when I’m bored?
18. 2021-08-25 at 9:15 PM UTC in We have a moral agitation to eat more meat
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Yeah. Today I put meat and avocado into a vegan udon because p r o t e i n and gains.
19. 2021-08-23 at 2:43 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you're pretty good at insulting people fag

    
    Lol at the edit to add “fag” at the end
20. 2021-08-23 at 2:36 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Shredding pork