I guess I live in the past. Alexa wouldn’t tell me what day it is cuz she’s a bitch.
Woke up from a long sleep and chugged an IPA
Went to WholeFoods and got some coffee and provisions
Came home and did the dishes before I made some cilantro lime shrimp bowls
Worked out and then jumped in the pool with my clothes on
Some people looked at me weird but fuck them
Then I picked up some free coffee creamer and took a shower
Now I’m gonna get stoned and game. But first I have to hang Chelles TV because we all know Fona won’t be able to do it. In a few hours he’ll post a long update about what kept him from getting it on the wall.
Whose posting style should I copy next when I’m bored?
Yeah. Today I put meat and avocado into a vegan udon because p r o t e i n and gains.
Yes, while in bed with someone.
Wait I didn’t read this whole post. I just farted, didn’t shit the bed like OP.
2021-08-08 at 5:46 AM UTC
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Drunk Fred
I can’t post here I only had two home brew beers. See you all later!
2021-08-07 at 4:50 AM UTC
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Why Is It
What you got ain’t what you want. And then when you swap that ain’t what you want either.
Yes. Yes it is. But you can’t do shit about it.
2021-08-07 at 4:43 AM UTC
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Wedding Bells Are A Ringin
But for who?
Gotta start a little shit if you see scron going for a front page flush
A fat bowl and some breakfast tacos
Make some falafel to put in pita or sandwiches