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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Oh I’m definitely a mayo girl. I don’t understand people who eat dry sandwiches.

    BLT on a croissant is really good. I had one on a bagel the other day. I think that’s what I’d be.

    I like mayo if it’s Hellmans. I’ll eat a dry sandwich if it has like avocado, pickles and tomato to make it kind of juicy. But yes I accept I do not make sense most of the time.

    I ate the last pumpkin bagel from Trader Joe’s yesterday and I’m sad because they’re probably already sold out of the seasonal stuff.

    I think I’d be a sandwich someone made for the group on a swimming day in college. White bread with almond butter and strawberry jam.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Hey grape jelly on a sausage biscuit is legit. Don’t knock it till you try it.

    I’d be a blt :)

    I was going to say I’d be a BLT on a croissant but then I was like, “That’s what I’d want to eat... but am I that.” It’s going to take some more consideration...

    Are you a BLT with mayo or dry? I’m thinking you’d have an aoli instead of mayo.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    This is some icebreaker question type shit. You lonely, OP? Or you just trying to bring people together that are kind of awkward around each other?
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Honestly why isn’t he...
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmG Having Cholula doesn't exclude someone from owning sriracha.

    Anyone who doesn’t suck has both
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    This bowl I’m gonna smoke
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Fona if you kill yourself. I will kill my self. So think of it like if you don’t pull yourself out of this you’ll have someone else’s life on your hands.

    That should work
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Reveling that I finally had brunch and it’s was lit af
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Like I hate someone
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    So that’s why I saw that job listing at Netflix...
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Lucky
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jake from State Farm?

    Probably, who knows...
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 PM me

    You’re an idiot and a weirdo OP. I don’t know who Jake is, but I’m not him. And I’m not from DH. Apparently ignoring your PMs didn’t do enough so I’ll just say it here.

    I’m not Jake, I don’t know who Jake is, and in case anyone’s wants to know who Larry is looking for I’m assuming it’s Jake.
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah ive been to strip clubs like less than 20 times in me loife. Which is funny bc i briefly worked the door at one too. Theres dudes who can go wherever and get whatever they want, but if youre not that guy, you need to go with a bit of spending money and be comfortable coming out of pocket a bit. Also use body language or playful language to suggest what you want without being so vulgar n up front that you disk getting blown off or dragged out. Every single time i went with my friend he ended up at least getting his dick sucked in the private dance room. I ofc was way too scared to ask for that shit but apparently it does work. Lol when i first went, the strippers actually had to physically put my hands on them.

    Me too. I assumed you could look but not touch. Apparently not.
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Content
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Nice. Sundays are for getting stoned all day.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Same
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Check for moldy bag of potatoes
    That’s what usually spawns them for me because my roommate doesn’t eat his food fast enough.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Strawberry Nightmare for me 💨
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Douglas Mink was not a bad kid. He just made bad decisions. He used to text or call when he was going through bad shit. I did my best to give him advice to turn his life around. The last call was not long efore he died. He was panicked and rambling. He was talking about cops outside his door looking to arrest him for CP he didn't have. I tried to get him to calm down and tell me more but he hung up saying "They are coming in". That was the last time I heard from him. He had a kind nature but a tortured mind. R.I.P. Mr. Monk.

    P.S. Lanny should remoce the enhancement for his name out of respect for the dead.

    There’s no enhancement on his name. It’s on his username. God you’re fucking dumb.
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