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Slept too early, awake too early

  1. #1
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Decide what I do next...

    Masterbate in an attempt to fall back asleep

    Go get breakfast and a coffee
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Go to the Dollar Tree and steal a bunch of cough syrup and drink it and make a series of syrup posts here and spell a bunch of words wrong and weird
  3. #3
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Go to the Dollar Tree and steal a bunch of cough syrup and drink it and make a series of syrup posts here and spell a bunch of words wrong and weird

    That sounds difficult. I’m not in the business of difficult. Also I’m not a triangalist.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm also not a triangle. Ok go to the dollar tree and purchase all the cough syrup they have and go downtown and give it to homeless people
  5. #5
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm also not a triangle. Ok go to the dollar tree and purchase all the cough syrup they have and go downtown and give it to homeless people

    But that wasn’t one of the options. So no
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I do that every day
  7. #7
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I do that every day

    Rob the dollar store?
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Tell me about it
  9. #9
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Tell me about it

    about it
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Got eem
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Incessant Rob the dollar store?

    wake up at 3am
  12. #12
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wake up at 3am

    Oh. Yeah. I just went back to sleep and had weird dreams.
  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Fuck

    Story of my life
  14. #14
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Fuck

    Story of my life

    Yeah. I was feeling romantical towards someone I hate in it. So it was extra weird when I woke up.
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