Posts by Incessant

1. 2021-09-06 at 12:30 AM UTC in if you don't enjoy breaking bad literally never talk to me ever again and go fuck yourself
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm not Captain Falcon.

   
   Oh. I didn’t think so. I just thought I saw someone else call you falcon
2. 2021-09-05 at 10:37 PM UTC in if you don't enjoy breaking bad literally never talk to me ever again and go fuck yourself
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ C'mon, now.

   
   Cmon what? So you’re captain falcon? Idk why I thought you were speckles.
3. 2021-09-05 at 10:29 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Content
4. 2021-09-05 at 1:34 PM UTC in What fate shall befall my enemy?
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Just go wave the gun in his face, make him piss himself, and tell him you’ll be back on the same day of every year and he’ll never know which one is the day you actually pull the trigger. And then walk out. Make sure he doesn’t recognize your voice.
   
   Then give the key to someone else to have their own fun.
5. 2021-09-04 at 3:23 AM UTC in He Doesn’t Look a Thing Like Jesus (cigreting fred)
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny It’s like an open container thing to hold salt that has some kind of overhang over the salt so it doesn’t get dust in it

   
   Like a fancier salt cellar... wtf
6. 2021-09-04 at 3:22 AM UTC in if you don't enjoy breaking bad literally never talk to me ever again and go fuck yourself
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about Brokeback Mountain?

   
   Never seen it
7. 2021-09-04 at 2:55 AM UTC in if you don't enjoy breaking bad literally never talk to me ever again and go fuck yourself
   Incessant African Astronaut
   I watched all of breaking bad just in time to watch the finale live. 10/10 would recommend.
8. 2021-09-04 at 2:53 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Putting away groceries.
9. 2021-09-03 at 4:52 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Incessant African Astronaut
   Buying a few things I need at Whole Foods
10. 2021-09-03 at 3:41 PM UTC in I got banned from reddit
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny his mom called the bobbies to do a welfare check on him again.
    
    

    
    I read this as boobies. People should do welfare check with boobies more often. Prolly a better success rate of people not suiciding if they did that.
11. 2021-09-02 at 3:20 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Meikai I drank 2 forties of OE and masturbated last night. 🥴

    
    Eyyyooooo
12. 2021-09-02 at 3:20 AM UTC in Drunk Fred
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Eyyyoooo this post sponsored by tequila
13. 2021-09-01 at 4:53 PM UTC in He Doesn’t Look a Thing Like Jesus (cigreting fred)
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Are you talking about how men choose girls?
    
    It should be men looking at other guys and knocking legos aside (and wtf when it come to lego?).
    
    It should be considered is grown men sweeping immature 20 or 22 year old girls set aside.

    
    Why is this so challenging for you?
    
    I took song lyrics that were clearly lodged in my head for some reason and changed the words to talk about legos because Gryllz and Cig are friends.
    
    I mentioned making a mix probably because the song was lodged in my head
    
    And then I referenced common posting topics for cig
    
    This is a troll. You wasted time trying to understand a nonsensical troll. Probably a bad troll but whatever.
14. 2021-09-01 at 4:50 PM UTC in He Doesn’t Look a Thing Like Jesus (cigreting fred)
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Wots a salt pig? Is it like a salt block but shaped like a pig?
    
    Who should I mimic next out of boredom? Cigreting obviously didn’t appreciate this masterpiece.
15. 2021-08-30 at 10:57 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Incessant African Astronaut
    How peaceful this pool is
16. 2021-08-30 at 6:21 AM UTC in Have any of you used PCP
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I smoked pot in my youth. And drank beer. Stopped when I grew up by age 17. Then like a fucking idiot I tried crank one time.
    
    Shit is evil.
    
    Why do people do hard drugs for?
    
    You should love yourselves

    
    “You should love yourselves” says a literal skitzo who refuses to get medicated and just annoys the shit out of everyone here. Is there anyone in your life you’ve ever come into contact with that didn’t eventually find you to be a major pain in the ass?
17. 2021-08-30 at 6:17 AM UTC in jean shorts aka JEARTS are cool
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor i built some out of blue jeans now im thinkin about making some out of black jeans. also maybe out of whyte jeans but i never had any white jeans before yet but a lot of cool people have worn them before
    
    edit - the bad thing i think about white jeans is like why i dont really wear much white clothes.. which is because its easy to mess them up and get them dirty soooooo

    
    That’s the point of white clothing. To tell everyone nonverbally how wealthy, whimsical, and cool you are. It doesn’t matter if you mess up your white pants. You’ll just accept the chaos of the universe and buy more.
18. 2021-08-29 at 10:51 PM UTC in My dick tingled for two days
    Incessant African Astronaut
    There’s usually a tingling sensation before a herpes outbreak. Good luck.
19. 2021-08-29 at 10:50 PM UTC in Making a Fonaplats Fred 8-27-21
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Maybe you don't realise how quickly the stakes are escalating right now.

    
    The steaks of what?
20. 2021-08-29 at 10:48 PM UTC in He Doesn’t Look a Thing Like Jesus (cigreting fred)
    Incessant African Astronaut
    But he builds lego sets like a gentleman.
    I made you a mix grillz, buddy. Well I started too but then I did some drugz and decided to make some incoherent threads and hate on women.
    
    Signed,
    Your little Vegetable Lasagna