Posts by Jeff

1. 2021-01-10 at 8:38 PM UTC in Here's How Trump Can Still Win
   Jeff Houston

   Originally posted by RottenRobert Trump is nothing more than a shit pimple

   
   I love popping pimples
   
   And poop
2. 2021-01-10 at 3:59 AM UTC in Here's How Trump Can Still Win
   Jeff Houston

   Originally posted by livingelegy Biden is too senile and infirm to tie his own shoes, and he couldn't moonwalk in a spacesuit, what makes you think he could master the subtle nuance of the whip and nae nae?

   
   
3. 2021-01-09 at 10:26 PM UTC in Here's How Trump Can Still Win
   Jeff Houston

   Originally posted by livingelegy If Trump pulls off an amazing hip-hop dance number before he officially leaves office on the 20th he can still win back the American people and retain power in the oval office. All he needs to do is go to dance class and learn how to effectively whip, nae-nae, shuffle, pop-and-lock and maybe even do the Smurf, then during his last official press conference he can hit the dance floor to some Tekashi69 or Cardi B and impress everyone with his sweet moves. Everyone knows Biden can't dance so if Trump utterly humiliates him, perhaps even in a one-on-one dance-off Biden will have no choice but to renounce his presidency in shame and leave the Trump party in power for another term.

   
   Biden can already do those dances and would win in a battle
4. 2021-01-09 at 9:23 PM UTC in I can do way more push ups than that Grylls guy.
   Jeff Houston

   Originally posted by rabbitweed Whenever someone says they can do a lot of pushups and shows me, they almost always have terrible form.
   
   Usually they let their head hang down, so it approaches the floor faster, so they trick themselves into believing "that's a rep!" with minimal movement because their head approaches the floor so damn quickly.
   
   So, videos or your numbers are bullshit.

   
   Same with pull ups!
   
   Half reps= half results
   
   U half stepping half repping queer
   
   Ya know bragging about how many pushups you can do reminds me of my first day in prison.
   
   Cellie ask my how many pushups I can do.
   
   "Well I don't know"
   
   14HOUSE- WELL LETS SEE BUD..
   
   Then I proceed to push up and much as I can while he cheers on/ taunts
   
   "Is that it?!"
   
   I keep pushing and pushing until i cant push no more. I finally collapse and admit defeat. I say "that's it, in done...i cant do any more I'm spent"
   
   14house- " are you sure??"
   
   Before I can mutter my response Bam!! Sucker punch To temple, followed by ...
   
   
   Bacons done!! Sorry Gaiz I will finish my rapey to story later.
5. 2021-01-05 at 5:06 PM UTC in kidnapping and robbing a crypto-tard
   Jeff Houston
   Shit in his mouth, make him eat it.
   
   Maybe kidnap a few other people and shit in their mouths too.
   
   That way the fuzz will be looking for some serial Skatnappers instead of you.
   
   
   Trust me it works
6. 2021-01-04 at 11:39 PM UTC in I've been here for 7 years
   Jeff Houston
   Where u goin?
   
   Goin no where!
7. 2021-01-04 at 4:11 PM UTC in Do you feel that psych drugs are harmful?
   Jeff Houston

   Originally posted by Zanick #2 Really I meant psychiatric medications, prescribed by a doctor as part of a treatment. I still take lithium, plus a few more, but citalopram and benzodiazepines put me in a manic episode that cost me dearly.

   
   I like psilocybin, it makes my dick really hard. Sometimes at random which usually ends up with me excusing myself to the restroom so I can compulsively masterbate myself back to center.
   
   Highly recommended.
8. 2021-01-03 at 5:05 PM UTC in I've been here for 7 years
   Jeff Houston
   I'm shitting
9. 2021-01-03 at 5:03 PM UTC in for two years i was a support animal to a graduate student
   Jeff Houston
   I'm gay, so I dont have these straight people problems.
10. 2021-01-01 at 6:17 AM UTC in California ER nurse tests positive for COVID-19 a week after getting vaccine
    Jeff Houston

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Wow you talk sooper goody

    
    Wow wow wow!
11. 2021-01-01 at 6:15 AM UTC in Amphetamines and Dentistry
    Jeff Houston

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby do you have to ask stupid questions all the time? of course meth is bad for your teeth you dumb fuck.

    
    Yes as Meph is often said to be. I know alot of smokers some with ok teeth others with almost none.
    
    Also you sound like a square with no experience.
12. 2020-12-31 at 4:58 AM UTC in California ER nurse tests positive for COVID-19 a week after getting vaccine
    Jeff Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL These clowns are fake as $3 bills. They're not really getting the shot. It's just a dog & pony show for the sheeple.

    
    Fear porn propaganda gobbled up by the mindless inhabitants of our modern mindfuck
13. 2020-12-31 at 4:57 AM UTC in California ER nurse tests positive for COVID-19 a week after getting vaccine
    Jeff Houston
    I ain't no pussy
14. 2020-12-31 at 4:46 AM UTC in Amphetamines and Dentistry
    Jeff Houston

    Originally posted by cigreting put some gas on ur gums, sure to salivate real good

    
    Like nitro?
15. 2020-12-30 at 6:17 PM UTC in Amphetamines and Dentistry
    Jeff Houston
    Thank you I will try that!
    
    I usually munch on a couple cloves of raw Garlic periodically throughout the day which helps with gum soreness.
16. 2020-12-30 at 5:49 PM UTC in Amphetamines and Dentistry
    Jeff Houston
    I kinda just figured the whole losing teeth thing was a myth they tell us to try and scare us away from the Big Bad Meph
17. 2020-12-30 at 5:29 PM UTC in Amphetamines and Dentistry
    Jeff Houston
    Do I need to worry about meph mouth if I'm using it everyday? Only hot rails.
    
    Asking for a friend
18. 2020-12-27 at 1:17 AM UTC in I just took exactly 1440 mg of D/XM
    Jeff Houston
    Did you die?
19. 2020-12-17 at 8:21 AM UTC in Can we safely substitute sleep with food?
    Jeff Houston
    Reserved for something
20. 2020-12-16 at 4:14 PM UTC in IT SNOWED
    Jeff Houston
    Jesus is gey