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2022-08-24 at 6:04 AM UTC in I rolled my dick, off.I didn't know purple molly was a thing
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2021-12-31 at 7:42 AM UTC in Im very sick.
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2021-12-30 at 10:15 PM UTC in Boners Prevent Alzheimer'sBoners are not allowed
I have a pretty shitty memory -
2021-12-30 at 10:13 PM UTC in Im very sick.
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2021-12-30 at 10:01 PM UTC in Improving posture.
Originally posted by Kev no shit, why wear tight clothing in the first place if you dont have to?
To look thinner?
People think clothes are necessary for fitting in.
When people were rocking bagging jnco jeans, y'all were doing it right. Now it's all tight jeans and slim fits. Nonsense i tell you.
Your fashionable clothes are your chains both financially and literally.
Stop getting dressed -
2021-12-30 at 9:54 PM UTC in Ambien for stress reliefIf you're looking to sleep, meth is what you want.
Be more productive, nap on the weekend
Sleeping every night is a scam invented by the weathly to oppress the plebs -
2021-12-30 at 9:48 PM UTC in How many 5 year olds could you defeat with your bare hands?They be small and weak, but 5 years olds have alooot of energy.
I think 5 scrappy 5 years olds would be enough to take down the average adult -
2021-12-30 at 9:44 PM UTC in What drugs are you into right now?**Grinds up fresh nutmegs**
Happy Solstice everybody -
2021-12-30 at 9:40 PM UTC in Im very sick.How come when I eat hella molly, I no longer get high on shrooms?
Cross tolerance is why
The body is smarter than people give it credit for
Rona ain't shit man -
2021-12-30 at 8:04 PM UTC in Im very sick.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's not.
reinfection is 5% at 3 months
…50% at 18 months.
There are cases where people have had it and got it again immediately…then of course this is a different variant.
Why people think they are immune after having it is beyond my simple brain.
Cause that's how immunity work.
Once you get herpes, you can't get herpes again.
Now you don't have to be afraid of herpes anymore.
Why people are shook so easily is beyond me -
2021-12-30 at 7:59 PM UTC in Ambien for stress reliefWhat's wrong with taking Benadryl?
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2021-12-29 at 10:14 PM UTC in Opiates
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2021-12-29 at 2:37 PM UTC in Cancer Free Cigarettes
Originally posted by Dissociator dude people are overanalyzing the carcinogenic effects of cigarettes. you only live once, if you enjoy smoking, just dont do it in excess and limit yourself. for christsake. its not like some radiogenic isotope. its fucking tobacco.
I don't know about you but I feel pretty shitty when I smoke alot of cigarettes in a day. -
2021-12-29 at 2:34 PM UTC in Fuck stickWell that one worked
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2021-12-29 at 2:34 PM UTC in Fuck stickBetty white has hacked my phone
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2021-12-29 at 2:23 PM UTC in Opiates
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2021-12-29 at 5:20 AM UTC in crazy as fuk nightStop hanging out with junkies
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2021-12-29 at 3:35 AM UTC in I BROKE MY NECKGood job mate
You'll be just fine -
2021-12-29 at 3:34 AM UTC in Don't you just fucking hate homosexuals and want to kill them?Homos are the best, but never to be trusted.
Str8 people are lame and by lame I mean gay
Trust no one -
2021-12-28 at 8:14 PM UTC in You could take a full (kilo) shit
Originally posted by Nile Is it compact or soft serve?
Soft serve usually will have much larger yields.
I once filled the entire bottom hole of the toilet and bowl piling about an inche over the water line in the centre sloping to each side still over the water.
Eating nothing but greens and falafel
Larger than a cow pie sized shit. It was amazing