Posts by Jeff

1. 2021-01-23 at 4:38 AM UTC in Legal weed is really gay
   Jeff Houston
   I got an ounce of legal buds for $93 a couple days ago.
   
   Alot of shops around here, some better than others. Can even get delivery
2. 2021-01-23 at 4:33 AM UTC in What's up all my space niggas!
   Jeff Houston

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Did you really do 9/11 and know people in the NSA and plotted to blow up the world trade center and pentagon on nirvana net? Because we have evidence that you did

   
   I don't recall
3. 2021-01-23 at 4:31 AM UTC in Alright you pussy ass bitch ass trick ass fuck ass naggers
   Jeff Houston
   -_-
4. 2021-01-22 at 5:26 AM UTC in The God combo
   Jeff Houston
   Would rather binge on nitrous while performing auto erotic asphyxiation
5. 2021-01-20 at 4:21 AM UTC in Alright you pussy ass bitch ass trick ass fuck ass naggers
   Jeff Houston
   Nowhere :(
6. 2021-01-20 at 4:17 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Jeff Houston

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Where did you lose them? Have you retraced your steps?

   
   Got real high and forget where I left them
7. 2021-01-20 at 4:14 AM UTC in What's up all my space niggas!
   Jeff Houston

   Originally posted by Lodger Free YOU SON OF A BASTARD
   
   
   I WILL FIGHT THE HELL OUT OF YOU AND WIN

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by STER0S so what'd you do to get your kids taken away from you

   
   Piss off their mother
8. 2021-01-20 at 2:41 AM UTC in Anybody here have fitness goals?
   Jeff Houston
   Hi Robert,
   
   What's your fitness goals?
9. 2021-01-20 at 2:03 AM UTC in Anybody here have fitness goals?
   Jeff Houston
   Be super humane
10. 2021-01-20 at 2:02 AM UTC in Anybody here have fitness goals?
    Jeff Houston
    Don't be subhuman
11. 2021-01-19 at 6:09 PM UTC in Anybody here have fitness goals?
    Jeff Houston

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you can do that by mandating obese people to be in the force.
    
    citizens should be policed by their peers.

    
    I wish. Alot of the cops around here are juicers.
12. 2021-01-19 at 6:07 PM UTC in Anybody here have fitness goals?
    Jeff Houston

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i try not to get stroke or paralysis.

    
    I worry about this alot while amped and jacking my dick.
    
    Cure: clove of raw garlic and a shot of tequila. Instant relief.
13. 2021-01-19 at 6:05 PM UTC in Anybody here have fitness goals?
    Jeff Houston

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I want to outrun the police

    
    Then you want to do sprints, max effort to failure. Wash rinse repeat.
    
    Don't wear gym clothes, wear w.e you think you'll be running in.
    
    Luckily for me I'm always wearing flexing clothing and running shoes.
    
    Cops are a lazy. if you get a head start they'll likely give up and just call it in
14. 2021-01-19 at 5:24 PM UTC in Anybody here have fitness goals?
    Jeff Houston
    Booze mainly
15. 2021-01-19 at 2:52 AM UTC in What's up all my space niggas!
    Jeff Houston
    Anybody else make any soup?
16. 2021-01-19 at 2:50 AM UTC in What's up all my space niggas!
    Jeff Houston
    I made kidney bean soup tonight
17. 2021-01-18 at 6:22 AM UTC in Anybody here have fitness goals?
    Jeff Houston
    I thought I did, but fuck it id rather do drugs instead.
18. 2021-01-18 at 6:19 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Jeff Houston
    I just want my kids back
19. 2021-01-18 at 6:18 AM UTC in Do I like you?
    Jeff Houston
    Answer is yes
20. 2021-01-18 at 6:18 AM UTC in Do I like you?
    Jeff Houston
    What's the question