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  1. Jeff Houston
    Single shot?

    Why not just make a suicide bot that blows itself up on contact destroying it's opponent and a few spectators in the process?
  2. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Kev wait, you fucked up your back doing warehouse work because of tight clothing????

    No from the excessive lifting while unloading pallets all day.

    Have you ever went to gym in street clothes? Not as easy as wearing proper exercise attire.

    In my current occupation(kitchen bitch) I'll opt for the over sized chef jacket since it pulls less on my shoulders when reaching for a saute pan or cooking in general. Isn't noticeable when beginning my shift but after 9+ hours of constant repetition times 5-6 days a week, I've developed a bummy left shoulder over the years.

    If I wear a fitted chef's coat(which looks nicer) my shoulder will be screaming within an hour or two of a busy service.


    Restrictive clothing is not your friend
  3. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by STER0S when i was 13 i nutted on my hand and wiped it on my dad's TV screen because he pissed me off

    Was he jizzing on your stuff?

    You can tell us
  4. Jeff Houston
    Guys stop it,

    You're making me horny
  5. Jeff Houston
    Wrap your knees, wear a proper lifting belt, and clothes that allow proper range of motion.

    Tight clothing made of inflexible material will put additional stress on joints when performing basic lifts.

    I fucked my back up doing receiving for a warehouse.

    Eventually had to give up the work entirely due to chronic back pain
  6. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson https://www.amazon.com/Advanced-Corrector-Solutions-Eliminate-Slouching/dp/B078XKBR7H/ref=asc_df_B078XKBR7H/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309770208664&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12646795997042406052&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027655&hvtargid=pla-624890417477&psc=1



    or half the price of that one

    https://www.amazon.com/Corrector-Adjustable-Clavicle-Providing-Universal/dp/B07VM6B8TC/ref=asc_df_B07VM6B8TC/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=366299697582&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12646795997042406052&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027655&hvtargid=pla-870466650407&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=74357600137&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=366299697582&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12646795997042406052&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027655&hvtargid=pla-870466650407

    Also makes you 20% bigger.


    Please dont wear this gay man bra
  7. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Bradley i got 400 a month for rent and head, if u ever seen me make a weiner, i got mad BROTS skills

    i also make beer brots, drink, like jeffrey dahmer, & watch the 70s show

    Sounds like they should call you Cheffrey Dalmer
  8. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready now people just cross the border into Mexico, buy it there and legally bring it back with a Mexican script. it just sent business to mexico.

    Is it really that easy?


    How many times can one do that?
  9. Jeff Houston
    Pull ups, deadlifts, some yoga poses.

    Masterbate standing up.

    Always look up when shitting.



    M3th.


    Your welcome
  10. Jeff Houston
    I could do quite a bit of shitting in one full minute depending on the day.

    I do eat alot though
  11. Jeff Houston
    Is there something wrong with going outside for exercise?
  12. Jeff Houston
    What about old racid shit left out in the hot sun for weeks?

    Old meat has killed people before


    Why not poop?
  13. Jeff Houston
    Eat poop?

    Host a party of 100 people and serve feces.

    Pretty sure that would work.

    Except not on me cause I'm immune to eating poop
  14. Jeff Houston
    You're stupid and so is your friend,

    You're with stupid,

    Stupid.
  15. Jeff Houston
    🍞

    Lol
  16. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Bread Nigger fuck you calling america fat gtfo my country you fucking tuke. Canada flat and muddy america raw and domestic.

    If you aren't obese you're probably diabetic
  17. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson USA is better at being fat.

    Candada is better at being gay.

    Most accurate answer
  18. Jeff Houston
    Are gay incels a thing?

    Or are all you fags straight?
  19. Jeff Houston
    Every now and again when take a shit it smells like weed
  20. Jeff Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Sigma male is a slang term used in masculinist subcultures for a popular, successful, but highly independent and self-reliant man. Another term for a sigma male is a fooking faggit!"

    No thanks, I'll stick with being an AlFA..we slap Simgas asses in the shower with a rolled up wet towel and then laugh heartily as they get mad.

    I'm not a loser


    I'm just a sigma


    bro
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