Posts by Dissociator

2016-09-26 at 4:20 AM UTC in Thesummer of 2014

Dissociator African Astronaut

umad scag?

2016-09-23 at 1:53 AM UTC in NINE TIMES (Murder city/I killed my family)

Dissociator African Astronaut

https://soundcloud.com/theschizoids/psychosis-prelude

2016-09-20 at 9:47 PM UTC in Quantum leap of sperg

Dissociator African Astronaut

After Sam completed his long awaited mission of making sure that Beth knew that Al was alive in the P.O.W. camp, to save their marriage so Al doesn't end up an alcoholic and on a binge of loveless marriages, the familiar blue forcefield surrounded him and electricity passed through his veins, finally something is making sense again. But Sam's memory quickly became swiss cheesed again, the only 2 times he really restored all his memories are when he switched places with Al, and just before this current leap, when he was in Al's bar, not the Al that has been helping sam for years, but, a higher power. Maybe God, maybe not, but something has to be leaping him around.

He awoke in a daze sitting at a computer desk, in a very torn up and disgusting room. He saw on the computer screen a long list of chat messages that are either just a small, confusing piece of a huge puzzle Sam is going to have to solve, or the answer right in front of him. Looking at the internet history, Sam quickly became disgusted, not at who he leaped into, but what the world has done to a certain (my name here).

There was a door shutting sound, as Al entered the imaging chamber. ''Al, what is going on here? Have I leaped into Jeffery Dahmer?''

''No sam, we didn't think this was possible, but Ziggy is 99.4% sure you've leaped into the future, the year 2016. Your name is (my name here), a 17 year old social outcast with severe societal deprivation and almost completely motivated by drugs''

''Oh, so I have to just get his act together?''

''Well, no Sam. Ziggy thinks you have to reconnect this guys friend with a girl he had a falling out with a couple years ago. We aren't exactly sure, but atleast it's a possibility''

''Oh boy''

2016-09-18 at 4:41 PM UTC in Im dying

Dissociator African Astronaut

u know i hass to drink the beta blocker noinselectivee eyedrops cause heart pain seeing things and drank a beer snorted like 20 somethings

2016-09-16 at 7:46 AM UTC in thinking about circuits on lsd

Dissociator African Astronaut

I want your mechanism
destroy your mechanism
dananada nuhnah nuhnuhnahnuh

2016-09-16 at 7:43 AM UTC in Kill me

Dissociator African Astronaut

So edgy, die you alky

2016-09-16 at 7:30 AM UTC in anyone ever been to the doctors on drugs?

Dissociator African Astronaut

most of the time. back when focalin used to give me facial tremors, the doctors were always like... ....... ....... ...... ....... are you ok retard boy?

2016-09-13 at 3:43 PM UTC in Freedom of Religion vs Freedom from Relgion

Dissociator African Astronaut

By personal do you mean no praying in public? Because I wholeheartedly dissagree. Im outraged that a teacher from the highschool i went to got fired for praying in class because some students joined in and a bumch of atheists got offended. If religion is banned in schools, homosexuality should also be banned and all gay teachers fired.

im also catholic

2016-09-13 at 2:06 PM UTC in anyone ever fall asleep with chew in their mouth

Dissociator African Astronaut

Masculine girls are not attractive.

of course the pedophile would say this
you have a mental illness. Go get help, friend.

2016-09-13 at 2:05 PM UTC in The most depressing and also funny and entertaining subreddit I've found.

Dissociator African Astronaut

Eh alcoholics are scumfucks anyway

2016-09-13 at 2:04 PM UTC in Calling all friends: IRC rite nao

Dissociator African Astronaut

he called you out in IRC nigga.

doesnt matter because he's a child molester whose iq is less than the square root of my foot in his ass

2016-09-13 at 5:31 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

Dissociator African Astronaut

For the record I'd like to go down as being opposed to the "rape lanny" idea

Id looooove to pound that boicunt

2016-09-13 at 5:30 AM UTC in Calling all friends: IRC rite nao

Dissociator African Astronaut

We had blackbird, Bill Krozby, thelittlestnigger, SCronaldo and actor. Tell me again how no one likes me.

Pretty sure they came for everyone else
no one likes you

2016-09-13 at 5:09 AM UTC in Calling all friends: IRC rite nao

Dissociator African Astronaut

Nobody here likes you soapfist. Mcfucking kill yourself

2016-09-12 at 10:13 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

Dissociator African Astronaut

LOL EVERY SEPTEMBER I GET DEPRESSED AND MY DREAMS ARE BORDERLINE BORDERLINE PD

2016-09-12 at 6:39 AM UTC in More than 300 raindeer killed by lightening in norway. End of times?

Dissociator African Astronaut

No but the experimental drug thianodol is

2016-09-12 at 6:29 AM UTC in terrorist just blew up something near my hose

Dissociator African Astronaut

Tewwowists dont exist, its actually a syndrome called newfag eternal-infantitis

2016-09-12 at 6:27 AM UTC in anyone ever fall asleep with chew in their mouth

Dissociator African Astronaut

Like, actual chew not faggot packets
I know I was chewing before bed cause theres like 1/4 of a wad still under my lip, wat the fuck do

2016-09-10 at 6:45 PM UTC in Devo wrote the real quantum leap theme song (MKultra)

Dissociator African Astronaut

http://youtu.be/ArLdPAS0_io

[FONT=Arial] [FONT=Trebuchet MS] [h=2]Devo â€“ Somewhere With DEVO [Shout & Disco Dancer] Lyrics[/h] [/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=15px]Shout, shout, shout, shout – time travel is frustrating stuff

I'm shoutin' about the world outside
I'm shoutin' because you just can't hide
I'm shoutin' from the plain honest truth
I'm shoutin', ooh, there's so much we could do - him and al saving people

Shout, I'm shoutin'
Shout, I'm shoutin'
Shout, I'm shoutin'
Shout, I'm shoutin'

And when you put it all together
And when you roll it in a ball - sams theory involved life being represented by string, rolling it in a ball to connect events and days
And when you watch another pyramid - he was an archeologist in one episode
As it's about to fall - the tomb of ptah hotep collapsed in on itself

Remember you were there - "swiss cheese" memory loss
Remember if you care - he almost gave up
All those who held their ground
When it all came down
Said, shout shout

Shout, well baby, this one's for you
Shout, for everything that you do
Shout, until the battle is won
Shout, we'll live to fight on and on - shout for sam cause hes cool n shit

Shout, well baby, this one's for you
Shout, for everything that you do
Shout, until the battle is won
Shout, we'll live to fight on and on

Shout, I'm shoutin'
(Are you ready?)
Shout, I'm shoutin'
(Are you ready for inspection?) uhh..l leaping into penis inspection?

Shout, I'm shoutin'
(Are you ready?)
Shout, I'm shoutin'
(Are you ready for inspection?)

Shout, I'm shoutin'
(Are you ready?)
Shout, I'm shoutin'
(Are you ready for inspection?)

He's ready to die - he knows hes probably never getting home but still helps everyone

There's a place for us
Somewhere a place for us
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us somewhere - heaven

There's a time for us
Somewhere a time for us
Time together and time to spend
Time to look, time to care - about him and the former evil leaper leaping together

Somewhere, someday
We'll find a new way of living
We'll find a way of forgiving
Somewhere, someday - sam and female leaper

There's a place for us
A time and place for us
Hold my hand and we're half-way there
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Somehow, someday, somewhere - female leaper

The femmes Devo - DEAF disco dancer chick in one ep
(I'm a disco boy, I'm a disco boy)
I'm a disco dancer
But I've got no place to go
(I'm a disco boy, I'm a disco boy)
Oh no

I'm a disco dancer, baby
But my feet won't touch the floor - alluding to possible psychosis leading to suicide
(I'm a disco boy, I'm a disco boy)
Oh no

I've been sleeping twenty years or more - LEAPING 20 years or more
I remember long time ago -
(I'm a disco boy, I'm a disco boy)
(I'm a disco boy, I'm a disco boy)

I've been looking for dance to do
Well, I'm looking for some answers too
Now I'm back to change your mind
Now I'm moving right in time – :o

In a world that's turned unkind
I see what's going on behind my back - once again making evil shit better

I'm a disco dancer
And I keep dancin' on and on - leaping
(I'm a disco boy, I'm a disco boy)
Oh no

I'm a disco dancer, baby
But I think that something's wrong
(I'm a disco boy, I'm a disco boy)
Oh no

I've been looking for dance to do
Well, I'm looking for some answers too
Now I'm back to change your mind
Now I'm moving right in time

In a world that's turned unkind
I see what's going on behind my back[/SIZE][/FONT]

2016-09-10 at 4:55 AM UTC in RIP Mark

Dissociator African Astronaut

I'd give my left nut to bring him back, not even kidding. He was maybe 1 of a very few amount of users who didn't condemn me to hell for being a suspected alternate account and he actually was like ''hey, welcome'' and all that

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