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Posts by Robert Mugabe

  1. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Volks?
  2. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OP has a Nigger Penis nose.
  3. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Why does OP have an extremely long cock nose?
  4. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Why was the hook nose crackhead OP kicked out of the US?

    You never told us that story, why did you get kicked out the US?
  5. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king You forgot to include speed
    Remember that time you stole your girlfriends gameboy and used the money to buy that drug

    Why is your nose so big doe?
  6. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy 20

    Ah well you got loads of time to enjoy yourself before joining society. I would travel , fuck some girls and experience some different cultures.
  7. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Before when I stayed with her she'd always feed me and use her revenue to buy me beer and shit, now I have to go so I guess it sayonara to the free ride and hello to self sustaining grown up existence. Work really sucks, I hate having to earn a living. I think I'll just bang trannies from Grindr until I run out of cellular data or I become too ugly and unkempt to bed them and then afterwards I'll probably fuck around with society for a little while until I get bored and jump off of one of maui's scenic shoreside cliffs.

    How old are you?
  8. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Who gives a shit about that retarded hippie? He ruined the beatles with his whiny hippie communist bullshit anthems. Imagine this imagine that yeah well imagine a bullet in the head you fucking loser oh wait you don't have to imagine that hahahahaha

    No.
  9. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Trump drops a Covid-19 bioweapon on Iran on his last day in office and then biden molests little girls and gives handouts to niggers until we get nuked by the middle east

    Sounds legit.
  10. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Better to be a fag than a fuckin' Nonce brah.
  11. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I could not live with diabetes. Like if the world ended, then all Diabetics would die. Even without Plagues destroying those with weaker genes, how the fuck do we even have type 1 Diabetes???
  12. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy ***SIGH*** indeed, however Fight Club also had convoluted bogus like how Marla's mom sends her bags of surplus lipo fat even though nobody would realistically do that, the movie handled that particular plot point better

    The last book I read was a list of short stories, one of which was suppose to be one on a future Tyler Durden married to Marla. I couldn't find the story in the book and didn't question why. There was one on a sales company run by animals that was funny.

    Anyways I think there's a comic or some shit, sequel to Fight Club if I remember.
  13. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Chuck posted some convoluted addendum about how Tender used one of the tape recorders on the plane to record the story that is played into the black box, and then he parachutes out and fertility uses her future predicting power to go pick him up when and where he lands, misleading everyone into thinking he'd died on the plane, which is foreshadowed in the story when Fertility tells him that if he thinks really hard he'll find a way out

    I think Survivor was the beginning of the end for Palahniuk. He will never top Fight Club, nor will anyone else for that matter. My brain mourns till something else phenomenal comes about.

    ***SIGH***
  14. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Goddamn US retard killed a legend. Should have stayed out away from America, at least he wouldn't have met that slitty eyed bitch Yoko either.
  15. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy Its canon that Tender Branson beats the odds and gets the girl Chuck posted it on his blog

    Yeah then flies a plane till it runs out of fuel and crashes.

    I did however find the anecdote amusing on what would have happened if Jesus died in a bathroom from a Heroin overdose.
  16. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nil surely this thread is a sign that heralds a new age, dawning a crown of hope we go forth. joyfully.

    Whilst Hiki breathes, no.
  17. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Folks?
  18. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Lol I love how Spectral has put zero imput into this whole discussion.

    #Pretend hacker

    #Autist

    #Old man

    #delusions of being a hacker.
  19. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    The assassination on Friday of Iran’s leading nuclear scientist has heightened suspicions t hat Donald Trump, in cahoots with hardline Israeli and Saudi allies, may be trying to lure the Tehran regime into an all-out confrontation in the dying days of his presidency.

    https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/nov/28/was-scientists-killing-the-opening-act-of-a-trump-led-war-on-iran

    I'm curious as to how they will react given they already lost a key figure, Qasem Soleimani, on the 3rd of Jamuary this year assassination.

    WHA U FINK CAR WRECK?
  20. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by joe biden Post pics of tits.

    Ok will do m8.
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