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Posts by Robert Mugabe

  1. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Thank you, Thank you. It's been what? 10 years with the 2nd Generation of TOTSE's legacy, inbred faggots?


    Have no fear, I am one of few who still have a connection to the originals seeing as Panny abandoned us, Speccy got demmoded, Fubi died; and well, everyone else OD'd.



    So that's right, I am your host, and for those stalwarts that are still going from the early 90's TOTSE era onwards (Spectral), we still respect you.

    This will be my last post. I am blessed to be apart of this loser community, but alas, my wings must flap.

    I have thought long and hard, and although we have had many laughs; it is time for me to transcend. I am sure this site will carry on Jeff's legacy (maybe not), but the fact is, I am choosing life. I have been a degenerate piece of shit loser; sex addict coke fiend for a little over a decade. There is no reason now I am cured why I should stay.

    Alas, I am leaving you losers, (now populated by many Nonces, to destroy yourselves.)

    Just remember this is my last post so I will not read anything anyone says.

    *** Which means I have the last laugh***

    So, let me end this Decade + journey with I love those who have loved me, you know who you are. Next week I pick up my son after 4 years of legal battles, move into our new 4 bedroom house. I didn't want to tell anyone but I have another baby on the way with my Lithuanian gf. Life could not be sweeter and just imagine, I was going to hang myself over 2 years ago? RIGHT?

    I'll end this commending those who made a difference. G, §m£ÂgØL, Sudo, Xite, Jig, Lucy, Lanny, Candy, itybit, MMQ, Tech, Fona, Speccy, Filtration. Anyone who I haven't named I wish you the best.


    Anyone who replies nasty means I win hahaha


    Hiki - Faggot loser cock nose, you was never one of us

    Wariat. - You are, and always will be, a fucking dumb retard Nonce.

    Kill yourself.

    Anyways I win

    Why?

    Cause 8/10 of my contemporaries are either dead or in jail.

    Therefore! I have rose above the expectations of my peers and achieved solice.


    "Follow my lead"

    Octavian - TOTSE Legend. 2004- 2021




    ***LAST POST NOT READING REPLIES HA-HA ! ***
  2. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut


    "Just here for the dolphins...and the 12 year olds.".
  3. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut


    "Just here for the dolphins...and the 12 year olds."
  4. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Won't make your nose smaller.

  5. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Star Trek?
  6. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LittleJapaneseGirl2005 Makes sense
    The guy was always contradicting himself, saying one thing and then later changing the story like how he said his first time seeing this one band was with his dad at 17 then later said it was with his friend at 14.
    He was a habitual liar but his mental illness definitely had a major role in it.
    The guy literally believed his dad worked for this one tech company and couldn’t understand why he was a deadbeat rapist loser.
    He was a sorry case of stupidity mixed with brain damage.

    At least his dad didn't leave him, cock nose.

  7. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Honestly I'd rather be dick and ball less in a world where alien UFOs are confirmed than dick and balled in a world where the intelligent aliens are spread so far apart that we never see them.

    Really the fact that deep space travel can be reasonably solved at all, alone, would be amazing knowledge.

    Yeah I bet they have the tech to grow a bigger dick, balls and fucking-G-spot niggggaaaa
  8. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut


    "Just here for the dolphins...and the 12 year olds."
  9. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Wait this means every pic I ever uploaded via imgur has been removed.


    Nice one Nonce
  10. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I have a copy of all his pics anyway.

    lololololololololol

    Stupid tree slapping spastic.
  11. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga The first aliens we will find will be microbes. I'll cut off my dick and balls on live stream if anything else turns out to be the case.

    Better hold on to those cahonies home slice.
  12. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Stupid fucking cock nose. What you going to do when your ugly whore mother dies?

    Ha ha!

  13. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Remember when you went to Seaworld and asked an undercover agent if he, "Had seen a 12 year old?".

    Stupid Polak Pedo.


  14. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I love how mad the retard Nonce Kev gets by me.

  15. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well if that's the case I better go get me some dick at the bar tonight, thanks for the heads up!

    He can't even afford beer on that shitty coffee servant wage.

  16. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny come on, something that life-changing, the date must have permanently etched itself into your memory for eternity.

    do you feel like a survivor, or a loser.

    you can be honest with us, we're your friends.

    Too Chinese, didn't read.

    😀
  17. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im reserving it for his failure to suicide anniversary.


    when was it oct ?

    that dark and hairy day where you tried to off yourself and a couple of bobbies barged in and said no.

    not that day.

    ^^^^^

    Low T count and Jelly

    Didn't read.
  18. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat Your the retard. I wrote it with a question mark not to ask what it is which I clearly know and wrote about previously but just to be funny callrf you one but you were toor etarded to get the inside joke.

    It's spelt You're*, you stupid Down's Syndrome looking retard.
  19. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright. Rabbitweed and a little moron were sitting on a mountain cliff watching the sun set. Rabbitweed fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?

    A. uo ǝɹoɯ ǝlʇʇᴉl ɐ sɐʍ ǝɥ ǝsnɐɔǝq

    That's the gayest Dad joke, ever. I hope I'm not like Stl1 & you when I'm 70.
  20. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Got a stabbing pain in my back, like I feel can only be alleviated via hitting it. I'm convinced it's a blood clot of sorts in my lung. Had this pain for days.
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