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Posts by Robert Mugabe

  1. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    He needs Rhinoplasty, BAD!
  2. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Matthew "Ball Chinian" Wellhung.
  3. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Volks?
  4. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Read up on John Dee and his side kick who specialized in trying to source it. He failed in his endeavours and died.

    /THE END.
  5. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls I’ve never fucked on it but sounds fun, I’ve been in a ket hole a few times

    Yeah he says these birds from Barrow love getting dicked on it.
  6. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    **attraction**


    So my buddy asks, "Can you get me some Ket?"

    I know people he can source this from, it's not something I have ever enjoyed nor took myself willingly.

    "Ketamine slags are the best", he says with much gusto.

    I can't see having sex with a girl in a paraplegic state to be that arousing to be honest but as they say, to each their own.

    Folks?
  7. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Reading, "Polymath", by Peter Hollins.
  8. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    My dog got ran over by my ex and she crashed into a tree killing both. She's all mangled through the windscreen, real horror show. It's kinda weird how that happens? My bf is also in hospital sick with AIDS, it's been very trying times and I don't even know what to make of it. I guess I won't need a test though cause I'm a bug chaser.

    My dad said he will call me back tomororrow with more details, he didn't want to tell me today for whatever reason, not that any normal parent in their right fucking mind would not tell you, I'm kind of worried doe?

    Oh by the way if you would like to crowd fund so I can smoke a glass cock and lose my millionth job please feel free.

    Lockdown means I've been unable to suck as much dick these days. *sad face*


  9. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Folks, his welfare cheque hasn't come through. Looks like ballchinian will be cold this christmas. 🌹👍
  10. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Nuts on your chin?
  11. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Fate is a crock of shit, as if 3+ million jedis walked into a gas chamber and were MEANT to take that shower. You are telling me that was God's plan?

    If that's the case then that MEANS God was using Hitler as a neccessary tool to avenge Jesus and lower the Goldstein count.


    St. Michael: "Sir I have the annual Earth consensus you asked for, there appears to be an increase in the number of Torah lovers and they're amassing power at an unprecedented rate."

    God: "Whoa Mickey boy what did you just say? Time to create an Anti Christ and get those numbers down. Another World War should excuse that"
  12. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Are we good, RockJaw?

    What's a RockJaw, Ballchinian?
  13. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Camping via a privacy fence.

    Penniless ball chinian?

    Originally posted by CandyRein About to go out :)

    Are we E allies Mizs Rein?

    Originally posted by ORACLE Vaping Black Lime weed in my car on my new security job. Shits chillll.

    That sounds great Oracle, hope you have a nice day. 🌹👍
  14. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby aren't you a dead beat father who drinks and does coke all the time living at your moms house? get off the gas chicken.

    I don't insufflate da devil's dandruff Mr my-daughter-died-in-car-crash-can-you-give-me-money-for-crack?
  15. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah fool, never said I stole it. I found it at my place, she left it there, I didn't even know she had one, I don't play pokemon or gameboy

    so yeah I don't remember stealing it because I never stole it

    girls leave stuff at my place all the time then are only concerned about it after the fact because they purposefully left it there in the first place. Like mal, she gave me her ring while she was going to hoollahoop and I ent up having to leave as her dad was making her and she ent up blowing me off for a date she suggested because my car was in the shop and my gf came back to me so I tossed her ring so my gf wouldn't find it and question me about it and then mal hit me up asking to fed ex it back to her and when I told her I tossed it she still kept hitting me to hang. so it was never really evidently that important to her

    I have had girls leave earrings in crazy spots and they pull out their blue hair and throw it on my carpet just to mark their 'terrority" I can't help thats what they do, I don't do that because i'm not a woman like you

    Are we good Mr Monks?
  16. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung 🤭

    Ballchinian?
  17. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    He never told people his daughter died so he could get shekels to smoke a glass cock doe?
  18. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Post a pic of your dad cock nose.
  19. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Layered in cock noses.
  20. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Starring Al Pacino. It's about some guy who tries to rob a bank to fund his lover's sex change operation.

    Wha do you fink Scron?
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