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Posts by Robert Mugabe

  1. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OP's long dinstance gf dumped him for 10 other simps.
  2. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    "Have you seen a 12 year old? "

    Gets deported.

  3. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Folks, the drink is the devil
  4. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Luckily I have mastercard, and I'm not a Poor Paki from Leeds, UK.
  5. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood


    It's a good thing we live in an age of technology and social media where nobody can get away with anything.

    This was supposed to be funny...
  6. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Remember when you tried to abduct a 12 year old from Sea world?

    Then get deported back to your Euro trash commie shit hole of a country?

    Then made this thread relating to a dead paedophile?


    Just imagine.
  7. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls So early hours of this morning around 2 am I woke up with what seemed to be just an itchy ass. After 15 minutes of scratching it I realised it was beginning to become excruciatingly painful so decided to apply cream which did next to nothing and the pain got that bad I thought fuck this and called for an ambulabce and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah fuck it yo holmes to bel air!

    I pulled up to a hospital about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later (True story continued)

    Went straight to A&E and got seen to by this hot doctor after a fucked up 10 hour wait. She examined me and I began to notice she was developing beautifully teary eyes behind her covid mask.

    I said Im sure Ive seen those pretty eyes before and she said yes Leon you have…

    Then I realised I knew her from a previous ward a while back where she treated me like shit but I had still bought her flowers, chocolates and perfume after helping me either way and because I had a huge crush on her.

    She kept mumbling how sorry she was to me and then had me sent off to another ward full of niggers and a random chink guy.

    I was like ok you really gonna get fucked up now pal!

    The chink guy said Leon I need you to relieve yourself into this vial for me now, I was like shit ok but came out of the bathroom with an empty vial.

    He then said, congratulations on relieving yourself. I was like yeah yeah joke you can see its empty you vinny looking faggot. Then he said I mean you really are relieved, you can go home! Just put on this jockstrap.

    I almost punched the chinks lights out before he said, take a look around at your family Leon, you really are home.

    It turns out all the niggers were part of my family tree I never knew existed who worked in that same hospital. Then I walked out wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a smile on my face. While the doctor “Ellie” was watching me with tears still pouring down her face.

    A lot more to this TRUE story and I have a pic to prove it too.

    I’d beforehand packed an overnight stay bag not knowing what was gonna happen on my arrival there.

    I worked out she was such a bitch to me the first time because she saw a pic of my angel and was jelly. (Pic of my angel and my wristband on request)

    So in the end the whole thing was a way of apologising to me.

    Still havent gotten to the “bottom” of the itching, could it actually have been from jock itchy really vinny you faggot

    You literally text me this whole story, like it was some "epic" adventure. Turns out it was about some retard alcoholic whose doctors were trying to keep him from drinking himself to death.

    kill yourself

    Paki looking twat

    Where's your Chinese long distance gf?
  8. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I was just sick of being inundated with messages asking me to return, even from posters who said, "I hope your children get raped, convert to Islam; THEN DIE OF CANCER."

    I mean, how much loyalty does one need?

    "just imagine?" - Wariat.

    I promise to be here when I can, stay mad

  9. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood notice how the people that always make these threads are huge faggots

    whoever the fuck OP is (some fag nobody cares about)
    cock nose


    and then they come here to whine, cry, bitch, cry, make shitty threads and get frustrated and leave. Like uhhhh okay? Don't let the airlock hit your ass on the way out.

    I hope you die when you are gone so you never come back. These people "checking in" can all get fucked, their lives are shit, they are shitty people and should just stay gone and move on instead of coming back to #checkin

    how about you check out instead, of being alive you annoying retards


    Shut up dick nose and kill yourself. you will not be missed.
  10. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting those are actually good

    Shut up retard
  11. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Another edgy thread from your boy, da rat face!
  12. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Sat here scrolling though this dumbass forum. Anything to make me feel good and remind me how fucking sad and pathetic my life use to be. The same afterbirth Incel losers that won't achieve anything, like...ever LOL!

    Then of course, Scron. AKA "RAT FACE". That stupid, transient, test tube anthropoid that posts anything to sound intelligent al a wikipedia; or any search engine. It actually cringes the soul.

    Lucy, our dear Lucy; could have someone decent but she chooses to house this spastic.

    Move in with that other poor helpless Mongoloid Hiki. Fuck each others' arse holes with your MASSIVE noses till you morph into a human ring worm.

  13. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood NIG NOG

    shut up rat face.

    plastic surgery?
  14. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    da rat face
  15. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Lololol

    Fancy sum midnight vr canadian cocnose tramp

    imagine ur gran
    paps suckin mah duck OMG he loved it
  16. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Just imagine if this was your life? Just imagine claiming benefits, and pretending the world owed you a favour.

    Just imagine looking like an ugly rat faced cunt loser that no one likes.

    "Just imagine" -filthy pedo Nonce Wariat

    Imagine being an unemployed, cock nosed, tranny shaggin' loser rat faced cunt that just smokes weed?

    OMG kill yourselves now.

    Just remember...OCTAVIAN WINS


  17. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    what a fucking ugly victim loser. posts like he's one of us when it's just Lucy.

    What a victim

    What a fucking loser




  18. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    ugly rat face
  19. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    remember when everyone use to laugh at Scron's COCK NOSE
  20. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Just passing through. I thought I would say "Hi". Same loser RAT FACE COCK NOSED LOSERS still here. OMGZ! What a fucking GIMP. U MAD?


    Has no one tried to represent?

    Get a fucking grip U loser faggots.

    Me and Panny are laughing at you losers.

    Don'let us down...
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