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Posts by Robert Mugabe

  1. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Kind of a weird day, huh?
  2. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Do one of cock nose please.
  3. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby fuck your mother

    starbucks is convienet and regular coffee price and always fresh you dummy

    It's not I don't like Starbucks, I want to make it from the comfort of my own home.

    Fuck your dead family!
  4. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    That glass cock ain't gonna' fill itself.
  5. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Fuck Starbucks
  6. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    The longest nose in human history:OP's
  7. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Can tell someone has smoked a glass cock.
  8. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    I got a percolator and feel all sophisticated pressing my ground coffee which has prompted me to deviate from the common brands you find in Jars. Anyone recommend any they like or have tried?

    I wouldn't mind trying that world renowned,(Fuys!), Coffee that comes out a Civet's ass hole.
  9. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I was actually with my friend. He panicked. Yelled at bystanders to call an ambulance. I calmly told him he had a phone, he should ring them. And he did and they came. But for what? That boy was never going to make it.

    Regardless, it needed to be done.
  10. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Hiki and Vinnie. I can't wait for it cause their PI will be splattered everywhere when they do come with what I have planned.
  11. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers What part exactly?

    Did you just stand there like some fucking Autist or ring an ambulance?
  12. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Stick a tube in your ass with some nuts and and film a gerbil getting all up in there OHHHH YEAH!
  13. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Horrors these days are absolutely fucking shite. Few have made me jump etc.

    However, there have been some that have succeeded. I saw the The Blair Witch 2, that fucking Slenderman creature at the end shit me up.

    Sinister will always be a favourite of mine due to how it was filmed perfectly. The old cinefilm used by the children as they murder their families made it all the more terrifying. I've always found something eery about old pictures/ video camera footage.
  14. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers A helpful response, thank you, Zanick. I should mention I saw a 19 year old boy whom was run over during a hit-and-run and he never made it out alive. Saw him twitching his legs and eyelids uncontrollably all the while his head was pouring blood onto the pavement. He was put into a seven-day coma before he died. I was the first on the scene. As you can see, even looking death in the eyes doesn't help. Am I just unfixable? I have to add that I didn't laugh at the incident but it just hasn't affected me to the point I would stop smiling/laughing so much.

    Wow, that is fucked.
  15. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Can we all take some time to realise just how fucked up that is?

    Like, that has to be one of the shittiest things I've heard in a long time. More shitty than Hiki realising his nose if fucking huge and his dad left him and his ugly mother.
  16. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OK m8
  17. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OP has to use Public Wi-fi cause he's poor white trash.

    With a huge nose.
  18. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Hey Fona what do you think of Kinetic wall sculptures? I'm buying one for my livingroom. They're not too expensive but completely worth the buy. Here's a short vid on the guy who makes them:

  19. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OP fucks kids with his nose.
  20. Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    OP's dad bailed cause he couldn't face having a cock nosed trans for a son.

    Ha ha.
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