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  1. #1
    So how did the loser die?
    Was it suicide, overdose, anal fissure, bike accident on the way to his dish washing job, got suffocated by one of his hambeasts etc
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    haha you can't afford internet until the first of the month like a poor faggot
  3. #3
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by LittleJapaneseGirl2005 So how did the loser die?
    Was it suicide, overdose, anal fissure, bike accident on the way to his dish washing job, got suffocated by one of his hambeasts etc

    he was coming on less and less. something felt off without his Cat-Call of eeeees

    then Chz came to tell us. Where is she now? one of you try hooking up with her?
  4. #4
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Probably ODed on opiates. He described over the years symptoms that mirrored late stage manganism, which is mostly irreversible and a terrible way to die.

    If he really had some irreversible degenerative brain disease he was probably better off suiciding or being murdered as he wouldve only suffered more.

  5. #5
    Makes sense
    The guy was always contradicting himself, saying one thing and then later changing the story like how he said his first time seeing this one band was with his dad at 17 then later said it was with his friend at 14.
    He was a habitual liar but his mental illness definitely had a major role in it.
    The guy literally believed his dad worked for this one tech company and couldn’t understand why he was a deadbeat rapist loser.
    He was a sorry case of stupidity mixed with brain damage.
  6. #6
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LittleJapaneseGirl2005 Makes sense
    The guy was always contradicting himself, saying one thing and then later changing the story like how he said his first time seeing this one band was with his dad at 17 then later said it was with his friend at 14.
    He was a habitual liar but his mental illness definitely had a major role in it.
    The guy literally believed his dad worked for this one tech company and couldn’t understand why he was a deadbeat rapist loser.
    He was a sorry case of stupidity mixed with brain damage.

    At least his dad didn't leave him, cock nose.

  7. #7
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Memory problems also indicates wernicke korsakoff syndrome a common brain disease with alcoholics due to thiamine deficiency. Similar to manganism in some ways. puts holes in your brain. Can be induced with antithiamines and thiaminase.


    Korsakoff syndrome is characterized by memory impairment, specifically short-term memory loss (i.e., the inability to form new memories). In some cases, affected individuals may also have random loss of long-term memories. In rare cases, individuals may create imaginary events to fill in gaps in their memory (confabulation)


    Sounds like a lot of bumbling alcoholics ive known. Most people wouldnt have the patience to kill someone this way but itd be pretty effective and difficult to trace if the person is a drinker.

    Especially a heavy drinker. Youd have to dose them somewhat regularly for a while i think but inhalation or skin contact would probably work aside from ingestion. Been thinking of a way to fire a small projectile that disentigrates when it nears the target so they inhale or come into contact with a dust or mist. Could be remotely activated near a place the person normally goes every day.

    Maybe activated with a laser or specific radio frequency.

    Hmmm


    Edit; another benefit is accidental exposure to these wont kill the assassin since it must be done over a period of time. Certain microbes also produce thiaminase which the target could be accidentally exposed to at some point.

    My favorite ones dont kill the person immediately but death is guaranteed after about one to five years. These often look natural and can be made to look more natural
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