Pentagon report on aliens

1. 2021-06-04 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #61
   Kev Space Nigga
   who gives a fuck about anything the pentagon has to say
2. 2021-06-04 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #62
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Those are nanobot created automatons…created to mimic human appearance and behavior.

   
   normal humans dont look like mexhicants,
3. 2021-06-04 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #63
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny normal humans dont look like mexhicants,

   
   The nanobots are still trying to perfect the perfect automaton...when they do they'll be millions of copies of me.
4. 2021-06-04 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #64
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I used to be a sasquatch back in the '70's. Was tough to find shoe sizes.
5. 2021-06-04 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   The first aliens we will find will be microbes. I'll cut off my dick and balls on live stream if anything else turns out to be the case.
6. 2021-06-04 at 6:14 PM UTC

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   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga The first aliens we will find will be microbes. I'll cut off my dick and balls on live stream if anything else turns out to be the case.

   
   Better hold on to those cahonies home slice.
7. 2021-06-04 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #67
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   You never read Horton Hears a Who?
8. 2021-06-04 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Better hold on to those cahonies home slice.

   
   Honestly I'd rather be dick and ball less in a world where alien UFOs are confirmed than dick and balled in a world where the intelligent aliens are spread so far apart that we never see them.
   
   Really the fact that deep space travel can be reasonably solved at all, alone, would be amazing knowledge.
9. 2021-06-04 at 6:51 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Honestly I'd rather be dick and ball less in a world where alien UFOs are confirmed than dick and balled in a world where the intelligent aliens are spread so far apart that we never see them.
   
   Really the fact that deep space travel can be reasonably solved at all, alone, would be amazing knowledge.

   
   Yeah I bet they have the tech to grow a bigger dick, balls and fucking-G-spot niggggaaaa
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10. 2021-06-04 at 7:17 PM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes they do and captain rohingya is one of them.

    
    Is rohingya like Gozrilla to you tea server types?
11. 2021-06-04 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The nanobots are still trying to perfect the perfect automaton…when they do they'll be millions of copies of me.

    
    from 30 years ago.
12. 2021-06-04 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Is rohingya like Gozrilla to you tea server types?

    
    yes, when you forgot to take your mad'cines.
13. 2021-06-05 at 1:07 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I wonder what an alien would taste like. Probably leathery, sour, and not much meat on 'em.
14. 2021-06-05 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #74
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Gordzilla
15. 2021-06-05 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #75
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Gordzilla

    
    Let Them Fight
16. 2021-06-05 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #76
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Gordzilla

    
    neanderthal
17. 2021-06-05 at 8:41 AM UTC

    #77
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny neanderthal

    
    Gloidzilla
18. 2021-06-05 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #78
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    
19. 2021-06-05 at 12:20 PM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Obbe

    
    I guess this is simple conjecture and all, but again. If we can dream up a species from another planet, unlikely from our own solar system (Surface wise). Perhaps its from our own, generally unknown to us (most) but lives beneath us. Or has come from elsewhere but maintains cloaked technologies for 99.9999 % kf the time.
    
    Was there ever a followup on the so called UFO in the cave of Afghanistan, that US soldiers found? And something they fought coming out of the cave. Imagine if 9/11 did not happen, that is the place to hide. The primative mindset of the radicalist locals would never question nor touch what was inside that cave. leaving it be. Most likely this would have been left in secret, but im sure it was dragged out of the cave by intel and brought back to the states.
    
    Will the USA disclose this? I guess its child thinking to suggest a Giant humanoid was guarding this and American or British, Canadian, Aussie soldiers were murked by this "Fallen Angel" creature who seemed to be protecting the craft found inside"?
20. 2021-06-05 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Obbe

    
    None of this is true