2020-12-29 at 4:28 AM UTC
in
what happens when you die
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I guess I've been dying for like half of my life then lmao
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Israel is our gayest ally
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Taking a retarded 4chan pill is how you ruin your life
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
2020-12-29 at 1:34 AM UTC
in
say your last goodbyes
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
In the future "political parties" will be a thing of the past, instead different races will campaign for the presidency.
2020-12-29 at 12:52 AM UTC
in
Wellhungs gone AWOL
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I'm a new user, not anybody's alt.
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I never got a check. Stupid government assholes. You can't trust them for shit. I'll probably never get this check either. I can't stand these fucking cunts.
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
KFC is giving out free Nashville Hot Chicken plates in Nashville right now to show solidarity during these fearsome times head on down to KFC if you live in the Nashville area to get yourself a free chicken tray and a fountain drink with a massively marked up price to wash it down with now at your local nashville KFC.
2020-12-28 at 10:29 PM UTC
in
I got my puppy today :D
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Grylls is cute as a button
Edit: BORIS, I MEANT BORIS. BORIS IS CUTE. I'm heterosexual, btw.
2020-12-28 at 7:56 PM UTC
in
Could I sell my legs?
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
If I didn't have legs I could collect disability checks and since I usually just sit around all day reading ebooks and browsing the internet my quality of life wouldn't be impacted at all. Why can't I sell my limbs? I'm sure some war vet double amputee would be able to use them if they were like transplanted or something.
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I'm ready to enlist lads. What can I do to help the war effort?