livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Taco bell was among the best until they recently overhauled their menu and stopped offering the 1 dollar chicken quesadilla.
Wendy's is okay but they're pricey and their food is pretty greasy
McDonalds hits the spot but their items require a lot of alterations to be truly good. for example, the McDouble is best enjoyed with extra ketchup.
Burger king is lame, their chicken offerings are bland and generic and their burgers are overly complicated and full of unnecessary salad
Carl's Jr has the best food but their pricey as hell
Overall I think Carl's Jr is the best though
What are your thoughts ?
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
"I reduce the biblical allegory of the 'angel' to a magic alien because I'm a retard and Im literally incapable of thinking outside of the most concrete and literal terms."
2020-11-22 at 12:05 AM UTC
in
A wise thing to say
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
A bird in my ass is worth two in candyrein's delicious although initially unsightly bush
2020-11-22 at 12:03 AM UTC
in
You revolting troglodyte.
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I bet you don't even really read. What are you doing here?
2020-11-22 at 12:02 AM UTC
in
Ever use bundy?
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I attained a state of complete dissociation whilst in the midst of a bundy high and I then crashed my car into a fellow traveling vehicle on my way to the drugstore to buy cheezy poofs. Then I assaulted a police officer and in retaliation the pigs fractured my arm (don't ask me how it happened lol I don't remember)
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
For too long now these vicious fascists with no respect for legitimate American democracy have been oppressing the kind hearted and peaceful Trump supporters by rigging our elections and oppressing our large social gatherings with their false claims of "massive threats to public health" and "huge vectors for the spread of the coronavirus"
Trump supporters please join my thread where we will help each other cope with the vicious leftist bullies and heal our damaged souls in these times of oppression
Kumbaya, kumbaya, we will overcooome
2020-11-21 at 11:34 PM UTC
in
M1
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I'm a brainless consumerist sheep I buy apple products and discuss apple on web forums using my apple products and then I buy a new apple product to replace the one that apple released last year but are now intentionally slowing it down to encourage me to buy a new apple product
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Wellhung is fat and very ugly
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
the reservations I have tonight with Bill Krozby's girlfriend, Cecelia Wagner, the mashed turnips at Union Square Café, skiing down Buttermilk Mountain in Aspen last Christmas, the new Huey Lewis and the News compact disc, dress shirts by Ike Behar, by Joseph Abboud, by Ralph Lauren, beautiful oiled hardbodies eating each other's pussies and assholes under harsh video lights, truckloads of arugula and cilantro, my tan line, the way the muscles in my back look when the lights in my bathroom fall on them at the right angle, candyrein's hands caressing the smooth skin on my face, lathering and spreading cream and lotions and tonics into it admiringly, whispering, "Oh livingelegy, your face is so clean and smooth, so clean," the fact that I don't live in a trailer park or work in a bowling alley or attend hockey games or eat barbecued ribs, the look of the AT&T building at midnight, only at midnight.
2020-11-20 at 11:03 PM UTC
in
Help?
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I shit cum and instead of cum my dick leaks shit when I reach orgasm?
