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Posts by livingelegy

  1. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    It's so cute! ^~^
  2. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Reporter: "Sir. Will there be a peaceful transition of power?"
    Trump: "There won't be a transfer, frankly. There will be a continuation."

    As those wacky 4chan incels say, "based."
  3. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    If a kangaroo eats a person they run the risk of catching kuroo
  4. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby um okay keenan guy that thinks getting butt fucked by heroin hill billies

    You're projecting so hard right now
  5. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my last girlfriend broke up with me and I tried to be reasonable with her and I told her I love and care for her and she said "you don't know what love is"

    its not true because I do know what love is but at the moment it hurt pretty bad to hear that

    You wouldn't know love if it peed in your crack pipe
  6. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    WHAT THE FUCK

    HOW IS THIS LEGAL
  7. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby whats a gorjus? like a native to hawaii?

    It's Hawaiian for binoculars
  8. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my friend is hawaiian and he said it sucks and thats why his family moved to texas

    Yeah it does suck, unless you like looking at the same 6 gorjus views periodically your whole life or dicking around at the beach.
  9. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Test post please ignore
  10. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Trump actually lost and you need to get over it

    Trump is the Mac daddy and while he may be out of the white house he is currently launching botnet attacks on unamerican citizens which makes him a patriot and a hero and winner
  11. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by mmQ But what about Dog the Bounty Hunter?

    I bet Dog is a major speed freak
  12. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    No true American watches Donald Trump vids because no true American supports Donald Trump and so this is actually a formidable bulwark against anti-American activity, the fake Americans are getting botnet malware and the true Americans come out on top, therefore Donald Trump is putting Americans first again, which means Trump wins again baby. Boom.
  13. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Just not your life.

    Haha just joshin ya, dude.
  14. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    ADORABLE
  15. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    The name seems to be at the center of a number of huge conspiracies however I've done my research and the mans a ghost. No parking tickets, no social media, no vital records. Who Is Jeff Hunter?
  16. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king What's life in Hawaii like

    We have 2 highways, and they're really more like roads. One can take you to the jungle, which hosts a few small villages with names like Nahiku and Hana. They've made the "highway to Hana" kind of a tourist attraction, lots of rest stops, tourist trap businesses and such, but also many local people genuinely make their homes there. There are a lot of rich people with sprawling houses. There are beautiful views and scenic beaches, but just like any other place where brown people are the majority, there's a crime problem. Meth is everywhere, they can't get enough of that shit over here. It's a lot more expensive though because there are very few cook houses and most of it is brought over from the continental United States, Mexico, the usual hot spots.

    Fishing, surfing, and diving are big here. Fishermen sell their catches to the big restaurants and hotels and then usually spend the profits on meth. The Hawaiians hold a lot of power, and if the locals don't like you you're gonna have a bad time.

    There are 3 cities on this island and these places have the usual amenities you'd find on the mainland such as big box stores, fast food restaurants, malls. I live in the countryside, surrounded by a few small towns. There's a beach town called Paia, home to a lot of ritzy little boutiques, surf shops, a few bars, and fancy restaurants. I spend a lot of time walking around Paia scoping out chicks and dicks.

    The police are Corrupt. They basically do whatever the hell they want. They actually bring most of our speed here. They'll bust a big dealer or something, confiscate his stash and resell it. Or they'll put the squeeze on them and threaten to perform a bust unless they get a cut of the action. People go missing all of the time because they witnessed a cop doing something shady. A friend of a friend of my mother's got chased off a cliff by the Maui PD after he saw them drag a witness out into the cane grass fields to kill him.
  17. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Fuck yeah my nig
    What state do you live in?

    Back when I lived in Cali Marcos was the shit

    Now I make my home on Maui and these asshole hawaiians don't know good pizza
  18. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Never heard of it

    You're missing out
  19. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Hey dummy. Just following up to wish an empty fast food bag blows across ur face while laying on a park bench & u breathe in so deeply of hunger that u asphyxiate yourself.

    Your post makes very little logical sense. Firstly, people don't breathe deeper when they're hungry, there is no logical relationship whatsoever between nutrition and deepness of breathe. Secondly, fast food restaurants don't provide plastic bags to the customer, and you can't asphyxiate with your head in a paper bag, the material is too porous. Thirdly, breathing in deeply doesn't cause asphyxia, a lack of oxygen, i.e. the inability to breathe is what causes asphyxia. Have you considered going back to school to get your GED? If you had a basic education it might make it easier for you to relate to intelligent individuals such as myself and other space niggas.
  20. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Hey candy, just dropping in to remind you that you fucking rock.
    I hope you have an awesome day at work tomorrow!

    Edit: fixed some typos, added punctuation
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