livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
They get an entourage of yes men who help them with anything they ask them to do, they get preferential treatment at work if they decide to work at all, they're too dumb to be really depressed about anything, and they're really easily amused. All these brain cells are just weighing me down man.
2020-11-20 at 8:41 PM UTC
in
Excuse me, wtf?
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
You're telling me the Trump oval office lied about the impending threat of Covid-19, officially gave up on trying to mitigate the spread, stopped running campaign ads early and held numerous death rallies on top of his already dwindling approval ratings and he somehow LOST the election? What the flying fuck man? Fraud! FRAUD!
2020-11-20 at 8:29 PM UTC
in
Happy Birthday Joe Biden
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Yeah yeah yeah get married already you dumb faggots
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Yeah bro I'm reading your post history and like it's literally putting me to asleep bro like maybe if you actually had anything interesting to say people would like listen to you? But you don't so like maybe you should be posting your hot takes on like tumblr or something where the delicious teens can absorb your eye cancer posts and mutate and mitigate into something real (read: fake gay and lame)
2020-11-20 at 12:59 AM UTC
in
Got a bonus and a raise
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Bullshit. Send me some of this so called "bonus money," I want to see it with my own two eyes.
2020-11-18 at 9:20 PM UTC
in
Biden Is President
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I have no reason to live. Before I could read up on the latest political "fuck Trump" crybaby drama and get a healthy laugh from the outrage and tears. Now that Biden is in the white house life just isn't funny anymore.
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I'm incredibly handsome but I lack social skills or anything resembling a "work ethic," this has impacted my life immensely and I'm at jeaporady of living alone in the streets of Maui with nothing but the shirt on my back unless I can somehow bring in money so my methed out mother doesn't kick me out of the pickup truck (it has a camper shell) where we live. How does a handsome young man like me earn cash without finding a "job" or sucking dick for cash?
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I've read two of his novels and while he has a great sense of humor and he knows how to write a compelling story, the problem is he can only really tell ONE story.
Cynical jerk meets damaged goods female, Chuck describes bomb recipes or whatever for a few hundred pages, cynical jerk faces impossible odds, beats the odds and gets the girl, the end. What do you think?
2020-11-09 at 4:48 PM UTC
in
write a haiku
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Akschyooally a proper haiku in the tradition of grorious Nippon follows a 5 7 5 syllable structure let me show you how it's done
your poems suck retard
but not as much as you do
ha ha ha ha ha
