you do know thats an alt and not a real person...rite?
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2018-03-13 at 9:53 PM UTC
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Got a new job
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2018-03-14 at 1:49 AM UTC
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yo mtv, welcome to my crib
Originally posted by Something Squirrel
Pretty much this. Burn it all
this.
pour gasoline on everything. toss in a road-flare. make s'mores.
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2018-03-13 at 9:51 PM UTC
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My sister is pregnant
Originally posted by Zanick
You couldn't handle a dick piercing even if you wanted one, rapist.
he handles a dick piercing his asshole every time a new client shows up on his street corner.
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Originally posted by benny vader
actually im borderline gamma, which is why it is imperative for me to know all there is to know about being beta and beta so that i can get thru the day hiding all
my actual beta behaviors and putting on a show of betaship.
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the only thing you need to know about living life is that you should spend the majority of your waking hours clasping your ankles and squealing like a piggy.
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Originally posted by benny vader
no, thats an indication of betahood.
betas induce their own ejaculation the first time their own way in their own terms,
instead of being induced by others.
were you abused … finny ???
because that makes sense
your mother abused my dick with her tonsils. #metoo, ftw
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2018-03-13 at 5:07 PM UTC
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Trying to join the elite
Originally posted by Slaynk
Despair.
ass wipes cost like $2.00 a pack and they last several weeks. even if youre Bill Krozby-tier ghetto you can save them for multiple uses.
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2018-03-12 at 1:02 AM UTC
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ATTN: Bill Krozby
Originally posted by Zanick
Maybe one day we'll be able to take sphincters from other people's eyes and surgically attach them to our bodies so that we'd have urethral sight.
go to bed. youre drunk.
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Originally posted by Issue313
I just wanna say DO NOT BUY CONSUMER GRADE HP.
THIS LAPTOP IS PURE SHIT.
The trackpad is shit, the OS is shit (and can't be replaced worth a damn), the screen is shit and makes photoshopping torture due to it's poor colour reproduction.
The cooling is shit, the integrated CPU/GPU (AMD A10) is shit, the battery life is shit, the power adapter is shit.
Other than that, 10/10, another ace HP computer.
true story. in the 90s i was walking thru sears carrying an arm full of stuff...the biggest thing being a king-sized bed set...and something (i think the bed set) caught a brand new HP computer on display and the momentum of me walking pulled it off the display desk and it fell about three feet to the floor. the monitor part 'poofed' and sparked, shot about a cigarette-puff worth of smoke out of it and the PC part was some sort of shit-plastic. the cover broke and the floppy drive and something else were sticking out, detached. the cords were apparently attached to other computers on the display desk and it knocked over two other monitors and yanked the two other PC parts out of kilter but they seemed to be okay.
i looked around...didnt see anyone, customers or employees, then me and the chick i was with hauled ass. good thing it was close to closing time...
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Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude
You ever meet someone and become acquainted, only to find out that they're one of those people that are really into the movie "Silence of the Lambs" and all they want to do is talk about it &/or watch it?
3 different girls now. Not one, not two, but three… in the past 5-6 years or so. Most recently last evening.
Yes, I have seen it. I'm fine with watching it. BUT NOT TWICE IN ONE NIGHT.
Back in highschool too. I literally stopped talking to my one buddy because of this one fucking movie. He'd do that weird lip thing that Hanibal Lector does to jodie foster. and then stop the conversation to ask everybody if they saw what he just did. and if we know where it's from. This girl last night was doing the exact same thing! I almost fucking walked out right there.
Why are there people like this? You'd think it would be unlikely to meet any 2 separate people that happen to be obsessed with any one movie.
I've met five people that have been like this with any movie. outside of maybe like, star wars. and each time
Silence of the lambs.
>: [
stupid noob is probably right into silence of the lambs. that's probably why he's bi-sexual and HIV positive.
Next time I go to spend time with someone and they start talking about this movie I'm just leaving. It's not even that good.
the 'why':
- small down hill-billy nobody-girl with daddy issues escapes the small shithole town to become an eFFF-bEE-eye agent whos boss is loving and caring while he exhibits zero interest in her sexually, whereupon she gets a sooper-kool case that only her brilliance gets to solve.
watch any show on 'lifetime' channel...they all have the same plot formula. (dumb-whore gets made good against all odds)
this is the shit chicks rub themselves off to
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2018-03-11 at 9:25 PM UTC
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Describe your morning routine
Originally posted by Number13
I have em after dinner yeah, that's what it says on the pot at least.
I don't sift through my shit though so I can't tell ya if they break down quick enough or not
leave it in a glass of warm-ish water.
it doesnt mimic stomach movement and the various enzymes and acids, but it'll still give you an idea.
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Originally posted by HTS
That was almost 100 years ago - jedi nepotism wasn't as powerful a force as it is today.
juden-kike nepotism hasnt changed.
its part of the reason theyve been ostracized from virtually every society that theyve infested.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
so is she blind now?
no. after she gouged her eyeballs out she couldnt get them back in so she keeps them in her pocket and takes them out when she needs to see something.
you stupid fucking nigger.
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Originally posted by nigger and retard cock/ass ist
you been licking them toads again jill?
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2018-03-11 at 12:19 AM UTC
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Making coffee nutritious
Originally posted by A College Professor
HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM, a pint is only a dollar or two and has 50calorie per tablespoon
putting a SPLASH into every half-cup of coffee. the coffee has no bite left after getting creamed, maybe start buying dark roast?
forcibly inject it up your boyfriends ass then use your pretty lips to huff it all out into your lungs to be absorbed by your pulmonary alveola
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remember kids, when you decide to break the law the idea is not to get caught.
stupid fucking handsome and well tanned individual illegal foreign invaders.
pray no one ever elects me president. there wont be any of that lovey-dovey 'border patrol.' my first executive order will be open season on handsome and well tanned individuals.
if youre skin is the color of shit, anyone with skin not the color of shit has the responsibility to query you on your immigration status. failure to provide proof of legality is grounds for immediate termination with the local sanitation service tasked with the carcass disposal.
any ammunition expended will be reimbursed by the US government.
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Originally posted by greenplastic
To be honest though we probably should all stop talking about her and making threads about her. Despite her fucked upedness, she obviously doesn't mind being insulted and actually enjoys the attention. If she didn't, she wouldn't post long ass novels on here about private shit that she has no reason to tell random people on the internet. She just wants people to call her out so that she can rationalize her shitty choices in her own head, and we should stop playing her little game.
she posts long ass novels because shes strung out on meth
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Originally posted by Issue313
According to this chart, which I have no reason to distrust, jedis are the worst employees.
im somewhat dubious of that chart
when have you ever seen a jedi doing anything requiring manual labor?
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2018-03-09 at 6:31 PM UTC
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Happy Nigger Month
Originally posted by Totse 2001
She's nuetral. trust me, I don't find black women unattractive.
should I run out and display just to appease you
nigger lover
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