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  1. #21
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Custom built PC.

    AMD Athlon X4 860k Quad Core 3.4Ghz
    16GB DDR3 PC3-12800 RAM in dual channel.
    Samsung 850 Pro SSD 256GB
    Two 1TB SATA3 7200 RPM drives
    AMD Radeon RX550 2GB Video Card.
    32" HDTV as my monitor.
  2. #22
    Losenovo ChinkPad W520

    Sandy Bridge i7 quad core, I forget the model
    16GB RAM
    250GB 840 evo + 1TB HDD
    Old, weak nvidia quadro card that barely benchmarks higher than a modern iGPU
    Running fedora linux ATM
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Z818L ZTE

    Cracked screen
    Little to no remaining storage
  4. #24
    I just wanna say DO NOT BUY CONSUMER GRADE HP.

    THIS LAPTOP IS PURE SHIT.

    The trackpad is shit, the OS is shit (and can't be replaced worth a damn), the screen is shit and makes photoshopping torture due to it's poor colour reproduction.

    The cooling is shit, the integrated CPU/GPU (AMD A10) is shit, the battery life is shit, the power adapter is shit.

    Other than that, 10/10, another ace HP computer.
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 I just wanna say DO NOT BUY CONSUMER GRADE HP.

    THIS LAPTOP IS PURE SHIT.

    The trackpad is shit, the OS is shit (and can't be replaced worth a damn), the screen is shit and makes photoshopping torture due to it's poor colour reproduction.

    The cooling is shit, the integrated CPU/GPU (AMD A10) is shit, the battery life is shit, the power adapter is shit.

    Other than that, 10/10, another ace HP computer.

    true story. in the 90s i was walking thru sears carrying an arm full of stuff...the biggest thing being a king-sized bed set...and something (i think the bed set) caught a brand new HP computer on display and the momentum of me walking pulled it off the display desk and it fell about three feet to the floor. the monitor part 'poofed' and sparked, shot about a cigarette-puff worth of smoke out of it and the PC part was some sort of shit-plastic. the cover broke and the floppy drive and something else were sticking out, detached. the cords were apparently attached to other computers on the display desk and it knocked over two other monitors and yanked the two other PC parts out of kilter but they seemed to be okay.

    i looked around...didnt see anyone, customers or employees, then me and the chick i was with hauled ass. good thing it was close to closing time...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by infinityshock true story. in the 90s i was walking thru sears carrying an arm full of stuff…the biggest thing being a king-sized bed set…and something (i think the bed set) caught a brand new HP computer on display and the momentum of me walking pulled it off the display desk and it fell about three feet to the floor. the monitor part 'poofed' and sparked, shot about a cigarette-puff worth of smoke out of it and the PC part was some sort of shit-plastic. the cover broke and the floppy drive and something else were sticking out, detached. the cords were apparently attached to other computers on the display desk and it knocked over two other monitors and yanked the two other PC parts out of kilter but they seemed to be okay.

    i looked around…didnt see anyone, customers or employees, then me and the chick i was with hauled ass. good thing it was close to closing time…

    dip shit
  7. #27
    Originally posted by A College Professor dip shit

    If you've never destroyed stock in a retail store and gotten away with it you must be poor
  8. #28
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Issue313 If you've never destroyed stock in a retail store and gotten away with it you must be poor

    sorry i don't get why he would be proud of breaking stuff due to acting like a fuctard
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor dip shit

    ill dip my cock right into the middle of your shit, you faggot nigger
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor sorry i don't get why he would be proud of breaking stuff due to acting like a fuctard

    i stated a factual occurrence. i didnt apply any emotional or mental details. youre assuming facts not in evidence, bitch
  11. #31
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by infinityshock i stated a factual occurrence. i didnt apply any emotional or mental details. youre assuming facts not in evidence, bitch

    quit apologizing to me for your acting like a dumb fuc, dip shit
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor quit apologizing to me for your acting like a dumb fuc, dip shit

    you stupid illiterate nigger. go back to third grade and learn some athletic abilities. the only thing you can expect to ever get from me is one of my appendages inserted into one or more of your orifices.
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you stupid illiterate nigger. go back to third grade and learn some athletic abilities. the only thing you can expect to ever get from me is one of my appendages inserted into one or more of your orifices.

    That's never going to happen you lying delusional dip shit!

    Prove me wrong. You can't!
  14. #34
    Originally posted by A College Professor sorry i don't get why he would be proud of breaking stuff due to acting like a fuctard

    Guys like Finny and I can go into shops and buy stock one day and break it the next.

    It's cos we're white we can get away with whatever we want to do.

    Do you even realise how easy shoplifting is for us?

    It's pretty simple, I'll reveal that.
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock you stupid illiterate nigger. go back to third grade and learn some athletic abilities. the only thing you can expect to ever get from me is one of my appendages inserted into one or more of your orifices.

    lanny.

    fix 'ILLlTERATE'
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ That's never going to happen you lying delusional dip shit!

    Prove me wrong. You can't!

    youre an idiot
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 Guys like Finny and I can go into shops and buy stock one day and break it the next.

    It's cos we're white we can get away with whatever we want to do.

    Do you even realise how easy shoplifting is for us?

    It's pretty simple, I'll reveal that.

    i never shoplift.

    and i never lie.
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre an idiot

    Prove me wrong, bitch boy. You can't!
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Prove me wrong, bitch boy. You can't!

    no need. youve already proven me right.

    idiot.
  20. #40
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by infinityshock no need. youve already proven me right.

    idiot.

    shut the hell up already you lame faggot
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